Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 09/16/05 12:21

On Fri, 16 Sep 2005 06:54:13 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
<steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:

>: *Hatter pops a beer*
>:
>: It's too bad Poofter is still in high school, we have to wait until
>: after 3pm to watch his lil meltdows. ^_^

>never thought I'd say it but some kudos is due to you for finding this
>one, hatter.

He was an easy mark from the start, his "web page" gave it all away
and gave the perfect way to get at him. Here's one of the early
conversations I had with Josh in the matter.

:::::::Fuckin retard wouldn't keep his mouth shut so I'm afraid I had to go
:::::::full on Malkavian style on him:
:::::::http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/d023ce7a5aed45df

::::::ROTFLMAO--that's great! Very nice work. Dood's web site is so lame it
::::::actually manages to pre-date the word "lame". Also, doesn't it seem
::::::kind of odd that most of his hobbies don't really seem to have a
::::::common thread? He's either lying or he's, well, our sister. Getting
::::::pussy is a hobby, eh? Well, I suppose if you kinda squint and bob yer
::::::head up and down a few times you might get a fuzzy image of how that
::::::could be considered a "hobby". But remember this: "Getting" pussy may
::::::be a hobby, but "Being" a pussy is a way of life.

:::::His current verbal stance is the equivalent of being in a prison and
:::::showing a major sign of weakness, needless to say, it probably won't
:::::take long for everybody to start jumpin in to take a stab at the
:::::trainable. Going up against just one person can be hard if yer a
:::::sloppy n00b job with no skillz in teh verbal art and net.psych, but
:::::going up against more than a dozen peeps...yeah, he's gonna wind up
:::::with Usenet brain damage. His sense of self just is gonna get ripped
:::::apart and all that'll be left will be an empty shell that just
:::::perpetually molests every ill fated failing opportunity to try and
:::::"get back" at everybody. Enraged with stupidity he'll simply continue
:::::on and on, spending greater and greater amounts of time online. It'll
:::::completely consume his entire life until that it becomes his life.
:::::We're talkin a save Terry Schiavo poster child in the works.

::::One of these days we're probably going to go to hell for tormenting the
::::stupid.

:::NO ONE goes to Hell for tormenting the stupid. God hates the stupid.

::Stupidity is probably the common enemy of both good and evil.

:Mmmm, good point.

Josh doesn't normally poast on Usenet, but on a rare occasion we go
into like the religious froups and start tag teamin some poor bastard
(see threads related to "Pastor Frank", Josh usually poasts as
Balance). Josh likes to use a straight logic persona in his poast,
without resorting to any outright verbal attacks, he uses a persons
words against them and traps them into a corner:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.bible/msg/1edd9a59ff6849b5

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

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