Posted by Els on 09/16/05 23:55

Neredbojias wrote:

>>>>> A gentleman doesn't go beyond a certain point in mixed company. With
>>>>> regards to speaking indiscretely, the nobility of my gentility precludes
>>>>> the facility of my ability.
>>>>
>>>> As it should.
>>>
>>> Yes, but only for gentlemen. A regular person doesn't give a crap.
>>
>> That would be me.
>
> You mean you're not a gentleman?

I thought you'd have figured that much by now...

>>>> Or so I've been told.
>>>
>>> Men'll say anything.
>>
>> to get what they want.
>
> Of course. It's part of our chutzpah, our charisma, and our chinchilla-
> like charm. Would you prefer us *not* to say anything to get what we
> want?

That's a trick question.

>> I was gonna say - accusing me of having an American accent?
>
> Not with all those hard consonants. Y'all hafta drawl a little, like
> you got phlegm in your gullet and it's used to being exercised.

You're good at describing accents.

>>> I reside in Arizona where there are a lot of Navajos. Not one ever called
>>> me "White Eyes" and the majority of them don't even mention my tongue.
>>
>> What does the minority of them say about your tongue?
>
> The usual. -Long, sharp, and very talented.

Got just the thing for you then:
http://locusmeus.com/misc/s.jpg

> I'm not a woman, General or otherwise. However, if someone were to
> offer me an 8- or 9-digit figure, I just might consider a surrogate
> performance.

You said you had a price, but never knew it would be that steep!

[absolutely worst gangsters of all time were all named "Dutch"]
>>> Just think how much worse these guys would
>>> have turned out had they been German.
>>
>> Erm.. yes. (?)
>
> Just imagine a bunch of mobsters named "Dutch" being a bunch of mobsters
> named "Germ". Argh, it gives my hemorrhoids goose bumps.

Okay, got it.

>>> Well, since the nether lands were no longer available, the only other
>>> logical choice was Australia, to which they gleefully sailed.
>>> Unfortunately, due to the rotund nature of their overstuffed gastro-
>>> intestinal regions, the Australians thought that they were a virulent
>>> strain of some weird mutant marsupial and kicked them out. Eventually
>>> they ended up in Africa sweltering on the veldt until someone realized
>>> that going south there was like going north up over, and they finally
>>> settled in a more reasonable, albeit strange, land they were going to
>>> name "Holeland" but didn't.
>>
>> If only I'd have had you as a history teacher when I was still in
>> school...
>
> ...you probably would have been disciplined accordingly.

:-)

>>>>> Yeah, it's always the man's fault... Da de da de da. The fact
>>>>> is that men are usually the victims of a woman's wiles
>>>>
>>>> I'm inclined to generally agree with you on that, but..
>>>
>>> Is this an admission of guilt or an admission of callousness?
>>
>> The latter of course. Guilt doesn't come into it, it's not my fault
>> I'm a woman.
>
> -And it's a man's fault for trying to sow his seed as best he can?

Not really.

> Let's face it, both sexes are just victims of biological impulses beyond
> their ability to mitigate so the best thing to do is to "go with the
> flow" and be happy. As they say in Germany, "the wurst comes first."

<g>
If you'd make that 'as they say in Holland', you wouldn't have had to
change the vowel :-)

[men]
>>> Well, they start out nice but women ruin them.
>>
>> We only honour the requests. Ever seen the face of a man who's just
>> been called 'nice' by a woman?
>
> No, but I've seen some pretty nice asses on women who called me other
> things to my face.

Your point being.. ?

>>>>> (Of course, they probably don't want to get cut off, either.)
>>>>
>>>> You mean that men would complain even more than they do already, if
>>>> only they had the guts?
>>>
>>> Men don't complain; they merely point out observed negatives in a
>>> logical and concise manner.
>>
>> I must have met the wrong men.
>
> It sounds like it. A good man knows how to tolerate a woman without
> offending her, at least until the relationship is consummated.

Ah, I did meet the right men then. You hadn't stated the consummated
clause before.

>>> Furthermore, men ain't afraid of nothing.
>>
>> Men are afraid of baby diapers, women's lingo, and commitments.
>> Unfortunately for men, these three things seem to go hand in hand
>> quite often. Ultimate fright.
>
> Baby diapers are for diaper services, women's lingo is for women, and
> commitments are for people who need to be institutionalized because
> their brains malfunction too often.

Rationalized primal fears.

>>> I can show you plenty of men who have more gut
>>> than you would wish to deal with.
>>
>> Most people have - one reason I didn't become a surgeon.
>
> Yes. I didn't become a proctologist for a similar reason.

I can understand that. But what's your reason for not becoming a
gynaecologist?

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