Posted by Els on 09/19/05 16:33

Neredbojias wrote:

>>>>>>> A gentleman doesn't go beyond a certain point in mixed company. With
>>>>>>> regards to speaking indiscretely, the nobility of my gentility precludes
>>>>>>> the facility of my ability.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> As it should.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes, but only for gentlemen. A regular person doesn't give a crap.
>>>>
>>>> That would be me.
>>>
>>> You mean you're not a gentleman?
>>
>> I thought you'd have figured that much by now...
>
> I did, but when you said "That would be me,"...

A regular person, that would be me.

> Identity crisis?

Nah, life is fun enough without that.

>>>>> Men'll say anything.
>>>>
>>>> to get what they want.
>>>
>>> Of course. It's part of our chutzpah, our charisma, and our chinchilla-
>>> like charm. Would you prefer us *not* to say anything to get what we
>>> want?
>>
>> That's a trick question.
>
> No, a trick question is when you ask a hooker what her price is.

Different trick, different question.

> I've always been rather interested in the abilities of the
> throat.

Trying to learn Dutch should be the ultimate experiment for you.

> I'm more of a beer-and-pork-rinds person when it comes to condiments.

I'll just have the pork rinds thanks, you can have the beer.

>>> I'm not a woman, General or otherwise. However, if someone were to
>>> offer me an 8- or 9-digit figure, I just might consider a surrogate
>>> performance.
>>
>> You said you had a price, but never knew it would be that steep!
>
> When you set your sights high, the climb may be steep but the conquest
> on top is worth it.

Good point.
Although there's a limit to how steep that climb should be. It's a
fine line between a worthwhile conquest and none at all.

> The prophet Mohammed is merciful and benevolent.

Was maybe. The guy's dead.

>>> -And it's a man's fault for trying to sow his seed as best he can?
>>
>> Not really.
>
> Glad we agree. Men are the planters that plant the seeds, women are the
> loam in which the seeds grow, and anything else is just so much
> fertilizer.

Anything else that helps, yes. There's plenty of de-fertilizer around
though. If I have to believe television and women's mags, a strong
de-fertilizer would be the wearing of white socks and loafers.

>>> Let's face it, both sexes are just victims of biological impulses beyond
>>> their ability to mitigate so the best thing to do is to "go with the
>>> flow" and be happy. As they say in Germany, "the wurst comes first."
>>
>> <g>
>> If you'd make that 'as they say in Holland', you wouldn't have had to
>> change the vowel :-)
>
> "Wirst"?

Bad, worse, wirst? What's that, American English?

> Unfortunately, when I was over in that neck of the woods, I
> never got to visit Holland. Some of the boys went to Amsterdam, but
> when they came back they didn't exactly talk about windmills and
> dialects.

I take it they were young and foolish at the time.

Next time you're in this part of the world, you should have a closer
look at Holland and skip Amsterdam altogether.
(and then maybe have Amsterdam for dessert)

>> [men]
>>>>> Well, they start out nice but women ruin them.
>>>>
>>>> We only honour the requests. Ever seen the face of a man who's just
>>>> been called 'nice' by a woman?
>>>
>>> No, but I've seen some pretty nice asses on women who called me other
>>> things to my face.
>>
>> Your point being.. ?
>
> It's better to be specific when you're calling something "nice".

I meant to call the man himself 'nice'. So far I haven't seen any men
who like that.

> For
> instance, if you eyeballed a man's muscles and told him he had a nice
> bulge, his face would beam with delight.

Oh yes, that's true. Quite easy to compliment a man.

>>>>> Men don't complain; they merely point out observed negatives in a
>>>>> logical and concise manner.
>>>>
>>>> I must have met the wrong men.
>>>
>>> It sounds like it. A good man knows how to tolerate a woman without
>>> offending her, at least until the relationship is consummated.
>>
>> Ah, I did meet the right men then. You hadn't stated the consummated
>> clause before.
>
> Well, one should be non-offensive afterwards, too, of course.

If only more men perceived that.

> It's just not as critical.

That's where the man is wrong though. Presuming he would like the
woman to stay with him.

> I may avoid a glob of vomit on a sizzling summer sidewalk, but I'm
> not afraid of it.

Only cause you haven't seen 'The Blob'.

> (To be honest,
> though, if I see maggots, my stomach churns a little.)

Maggots should be banned from visibility. Nay, make that banned from
existence. All they do is turn into flies anyway.

>>>>> I can show you plenty of men who have more gut
>>>>> than you would wish to deal with.
>>>>
>>>> Most people have - one reason I didn't become a surgeon.
>>>
>>> Yes. I didn't become a proctologist for a similar reason.
>>
>> I can understand that. But what's your reason for not becoming a
>> gynaecologist?
>
> Familiarity breeds contempt and I certainly didn't want to breed *that*
> when I fooled around with gynecologisms.

Makes sense.

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