Posted by K. A. Cannon on 09/19/05 20:52

Fly Cooter <fly_cooter_@example.com> posted
<1127109308.bd9c856dcb31695c26e688a9f6ab8d04@bubbanews> in
alt.usenet.kooks on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 00:00:47 -0700:

>The first thing that needs to go is that fake abuse address in
>his headers.
>
>X-Complaints-To: news-abuse@zig-zag.net
>
>The people that give out free email addresses at zig-zag.net and
>fuck-off-and-die.com (same company Datapimp) will not be pleased when
>they find out how you've been impersonating one of their abuse sysops for
>over a year. That's a felony.
>
>Anyone reading this interested in helping to Lart Kadaitcha Man and his
>other aliases (Fred, Fred Tehbot, smallfoot, and various name forgeries)
>should fill out a report on the Datapimp mail form and notify them that
>Kadaitcha Man has been illegally pretending to work their abuse desk.
>http://datapimp.com/contact.php
>
>The next step will be to get Kadaitcha Man booted from his newsreader
>account.
>
>The final step will be to have him made accountable for all his dirty
>deeds. In time.
>
>To be continued.

Stoopity is such concentrations for this long is very rare indeed.
Usually when Stoopidity reaches this magnitude of concentration there
is usually an endothermic or exothermic catastrophic event. Obviously
there is some hidden property that is helping this stoopidity to reach
a hitherto unknown concentration.
A detailed study needs to be undertaken to understand this very rare
Stoopidity event.

The only examples I can cite are:

Gulley - endothermic Stoopidity resulting in incarceration.
Bullis/Lysaght - exothermic Stoopidity resulting in mass ridicule and
general derision.

This is not to discount what is known as the "Wollmann Event" which is
known to have both endothermic or exothermic Stoopidity which has
baffled kookological relativity scientists for years.

Perhaps this phenomenon is an undiscovered form of Kookological
behavior not yet seen in the wilds of UseNet.

I would suggest study with every safety precaution.
I don't think Stoopidity this dense is just gonna wash off.



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K. A. Cannon
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Guns don't kill people, bullets do.

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