Posted by Kadaitcha Man on 09/20/05 01:43

K. A. Cannon, <kcannon@insurgent.orgy>, the plaguelike, subservient skunk,
and sewer hunter, inveigled:

> Fly Cooter <fly_cooter_@example.com> posted
> <1127109308.bd9c856dcb31695c26e688a9f6ab8d04@bubbanews> in
> alt.usenet.kooks on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 00:00:47 -0700:
>
>> The first thing that needs to go is that fake abuse address in
>> his headers.
>>
>> X-Complaints-To: news-abuse@zig-zag.net
>>
>> The people that give out free email addresses at zig-zag.net and
>> fuck-off-and-die.com (same company Datapimp) will not be pleased when
>> they find out how you've been impersonating one of their abuse
>> sysops for over a year. That's a felony.
>>
>> Anyone reading this interested in helping to Lart Kadaitcha Man and
>> his other aliases (Fred, Fred Tehbot, smallfoot, and various name
>> forgeries) should fill out a report on the Datapimp mail form and
>> notify them that Kadaitcha Man has been illegally pretending to work
>> their abuse desk. http://datapimp.com/contact.php
>>
>> The next step will be to get Kadaitcha Man booted from his newsreader
>> account.
>>
>> The final step will be to have him made accountable for all his dirty
>> deeds. In time.
>>
>> To be continued.
>
> Stoopity is such concentrations for this long is very rare indeed.
> Usually when Stoopidity reaches this magnitude of concentration there
> is usually an endothermic or exothermic catastrophic event. Obviously
> there is some hidden property that is helping this stoopidity to reach
> a hitherto unknown concentration.
> A detailed study needs to be undertaken to understand this very rare
> Stoopidity event.
>
> The only examples I can cite are:
>
> Gulley - endothermic Stoopidity resulting in incarceration.
> Bullis/Lysaght - exothermic Stoopidity resulting in mass ridicule and
> general derision.
>
> This is not to discount what is known as the "Wollmann Event" which is
> known to have both endothermic or exothermic Stoopidity which has
> baffled kookological relativity scientists for years.
>
> Perhaps this phenomenon is an undiscovered form of Kookological
> behavior not yet seen in the wilds of UseNet.
>
> I would suggest study with every safety precaution.
> I don't think Stoopidity this dense is just gonna wash off.

Do you smell a rat? I do.

Hmmm... From another post about Fly Cooter

Someone: I suspect he'll prove impotent. Is he another Jaytard?

Me: He appears not to be, and all appears not to be what it seems.

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