Posted by PJR on 09/26/05 00:00

On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 18:40:32 GMT, Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin
<Crawdad@Bayou.com> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

> On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 12:09:21 -0400, John Henry <jhd@insurgent.orgy>
> wrote:
>
>> Yo, Sean Monaghan, I dug her rap! Mah mama din raise no dummehs!
>>
>>> Woodchuck Bill wrote:
>>>
>>>> dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>>> news:dh58tn$s1d$1@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 24 Sep 2005 21:17:08 -0700, Fly Cooter
>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.com> spewed in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>
>>>>>> In article <dh529u$j94$3@pookiehead.databasix.com>, DaVe@MeOw.OrG
>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> and havent you found my site yet, freak?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I haven't looked, cunt. Yet.
>>>>>
>>>>> liar. we all can see how unbalanced and obsessive you are. you
>>>>> just arent smart enough to find it.
>>>>
>>>> Maybe he'll claim that he was too busy "getting pussy" all weekend
>>>> to look up your site...but he managed to find the time to call John
>>>> Henry and 7 other domain registrants. ;-)
>>>
>>> Why are these kooks so interested in JH's phone number?
>>
>> If you dial it three time really fast it takes you to the sooper
>> sekrit thetan illuminati bilderberger scalar rothschild majestic grey beer
>> cooler of GOD...
>
> Also,
> if you dial it backwards, it says,"Paul is dead".
> :-)

Huh? When *I* dialed it backwards, it said "Kill your parents."


PJR :-)
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