Posted by dave hillstrom on 09/27/05 03:34

On 27 Sep 2005 00:06:55 GMT, ThePsyko <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> spewed
in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

>On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> made their
>contribution to mankind by stating in
>news:dha2a3$no0$1@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>
>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:09:50 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>
>>>In article <dh9tvr$ost$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:37:48 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>
>>>> >In article <dh9sf9$2vk$11@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:18:40 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>> >>
>>>> >> >In article <dh9rno$2vk$5@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:05:06 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >> >In article
>>>> >> >> ><Xns96DD9751CE356LifeIsGood@nntp.petitmorte.net>,
>>>> >> >> >ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com says...
>>>> >> >> >> On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, Covv Tse-tung
>>>> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> made their contribution to
>>>> >> >> >> mankind by stating in
>>>> >> >> >> news:MPG.1da20c70149a75889897d3@paisley.sugarcube.org:
>>>> >> >> >>
>>>> >> >> >> > In article <dh9pg7$rep$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>> >> >> >> > DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:01:36 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>> >> >> >> >> >In article <dh9n0l$7kf$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>> >> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:39:45 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >In article <dh9m1q$5vh$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:17:53 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >In article
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> ><dh9kg5$emb$3@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:07:42 -0400, K. A.
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> spewed in
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> posted
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ><dh9k3u$emb$2@pookiehead.databasix.com> in
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Mon, 26
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Sep 2005 16:02:33 -0400:
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 19:53:53 GMT,
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com (Sycho)
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>spewed in
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Today Fly Cooter <fly_cooter_@example.com>
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>opened a dead sea scroll and found these
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>words written therein..
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>BUZZARD SAID:
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>They will have to rip it from my .. dead..
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>cold.. hands... before I change the info.
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>TUCOWS SAID:
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>The domain record in question has been
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>updated as follows. Please advise this
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>address with specific
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>details if you find this info to remain
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>invalid for the
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>purposes of WHOIS data.
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>(BUZZARDNEST.US WHOIS INFO HID)
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Maybe you have half a brain after all. I
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>haven't confirmed the info yet, but at
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>least you blinked first
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>and changed your shit like I advised you to
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>before waiting for them to rip it from your
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>"dead cold hands".
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>You forgot one thing.
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> The phone number you provided is for
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> directory assistance. Change it to a
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>valid phone number. YOURS. Tucows is
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>expecting me to
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>report back to them.
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>When's it gunna be my turn, knob goblin? I'm
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>still here.
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>:D
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>hell, hes not even sure he found my site.
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>BWAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAAAA
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Is that the site you have with the picture of
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Terrence "Fly" Cooter performing fellatio on
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >the goat?
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> that and several others. theyre very
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> tastefully (!) done, if i do say so myself.
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >'Tastefully done'?
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >What fun is that?
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> i thought it was appropriate since i cant write
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> "smellily done."
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >But you just did. *grin*
>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>> >> >> >> >> >> not very well, though.
>>>> >> >> >> >> >
>>>> >> >> >> >> >Don't be so hard on yourself. *I* liked it. But if'n
>>>> >> >> >> >> >you want to step up a notch, how about 'odoriferously
>>>> >> >> >> >> >done'?
>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>> >> >> >> >> yes, i thought of that. but it doesnt quite have the
>>>> >> >> >> >> violence of "smelly"
>>>> >> >> >> >
>>>> >> >> >> > And I realize you're having to write down to your
>>>> >> >> >> > audience. Of course, what you or I would consider
>>>> >> >> >> > 'smelly' is prolly normal living conditions to Cooties.
>>>> >> >> >> > A deviated septum will do that to a guy.
>>>> >> >> >> >
>>>> >> >> >>
>>>> >> >> >> Perhaps if Cooter wasn't such a drug addicted speed freak
>>>> >> >> >> he wouldn't have to worry about such things. As it is,
>>>> >> >> >> it's a good think he doesn't have any children with piggy
>>>> >> >> >> banks to steal from.
>>>> >> >> >
>>>> >> >> >We can hope at least. The idea that his kind could breed
>>>> >> >> >makes Australia look better and better.
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >> new zealand, dewd. new zealand.
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> >Not until they repeal their 'no nukes' policy. I mean, a
>>>> >> >guy has the right to defend himself....
>>>> >>
>>>> >> weenie. thats so last year. aerosol bombs are where its at
>>>> >> today.
>>>> >
>>>> >They are OK for surface targets, but sometimes there is no
>>>> >getting around having to dig the Black Hats out with the
>>>> >craters.
>>>>
>>>> you light off a 20ft diameter acetylene balloon up close and
>>>> personal to a bunker, and it WILL cause some damage. and who cares
>>>> if the average bunker is destroyed or just has filled entrances?
>>>> yeah, i know some bunkers have a lot of spare air. but thats just
>>>> not going to last forever.
>>>>
>>>> >Now, dropping kinetic energy weapons from orbit has some
>>>> >promise. Its amazing how far into a bunker a crowbar will
>>>> >penetrate when dropped from 200 miles up.
>>>> >
>>>> >But then again, if'n I could get a bunch of precision-
>>>> >guided crowbars into LEO, I'd just go up myself and solve
>>>> >the problem that way.
>>>>
>>>> kook. heh
>>>
>>>Ya know, when I was but a lad, the idea that NASA would
>>>make enough progress that I would have a chance to get into
>>>space wasn't at all far-fetched. (I got to see 3 Apollo
>>>launches while I was in the Navy in Jax)
>>>
>>>Its now been over 30 years since we last set foot on Luna.
>>>I hace been ripped off!!!!1! I demand the right to
>>>reincarnate once space travel has been commercialized.
>>
>> as what? a rat?
>
>A squid, obviously!

why of course. an ambulatory squid. or else dinner for the crew.
--
dave hillstrom

i have an exploding butt.

the belgians are thieves.

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