Posted by Bitey on 09/27/05 09:11

Kadaitcha Man wrote this gem. Seriously... :

> Bitey, <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>, the blown-up, chopfallen burglar, and lady
> living in a rural location who embroiders flowers on muslin, drizzled:
>
>> dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>
>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:41:02 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
>>> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>
>>>> JM wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>
>>>>> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:32:21 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:59:00 -0700, Terrence Cooter
>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> In article <cvngj1pfeulo1tkhu88kit6a9sf7piud1m@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>> usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> For the heinous crime of netkkkopping I hereby sentence
>>>>>>>>> Poofter to NET DEATH...REAL slow...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You homoerotic fucking 'mo. Did you have my Gmail account
>>>>>>>> closed? On what fucking grounds? And you call ME a net cop?
>>>>>>>> I only report real violations. You make shit up. You fat
>>>>>>>> assed punk bitch.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ...you don't get it...do ya? I'm goin RL on you Poofter...I
>>>>>>> want you gone...history. You fucked with the wrong guy and the
>>>>>>> wrong froup...or maybe you just missed the alt.hackers.malicious
>>>>>>> froup in teh groupline. I am going to COMPLETELY destroy your
>>>>>>> entire stupid little life...and if you think threats of lawsuits
>>>>>>> or legal action are going to stop it...*shudder*...I'm REALLY
>>>>>>> going to enjoy breaking you. `, )
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh this is going to be fukkin priceless....
>>>>>> Hatter goes RL....
>>>>>> You do know I've been waiting years
>>>>>> to see you do this Matthew.
>>>>>> LMAO
>>>>>> /me gets the popcorn
>>>>>> :-)
>>>>>
>>>>> /me gets the beer. ;p
>>>>
>>>> Sheesh! Can't you move over a little bit? I wanna SEE!
>>>> I brought freedom fries. Got ketchup?
>>>
>>> I HAVE KETCHUP!!! I DO!! RIGHT HERE!!!!
>>
>> *bats eyelashes*
>
> <licks eyebrows>

OMG.. The HELL with the ketchup.

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Thou art crunchy and will taste good with ketchup.
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