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@batcave.rafters>, Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz says...
> Covv Tse-tung wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>
> > In article <dhaln0$ja$2@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> > DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:31:12 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >>
> >> >In article <dhafhl$oq2$2@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:16:19 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >> >>
> >> >> >In article <dha66n$pql$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:08:28 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >In article <dha40v$ja2$8@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >> >> >> >> On 27 Sep 2005 00:06:55 GMT, ThePsyko <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> spewed
> >> >> >> >> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> made their
> >> >> >> >> >contribution to mankind by stating in
> >> >> >> >> >news:dha2a3$no0$1@pookiehead.databasix.com:
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:09:50 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
> >> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>In article <dh9tvr$ost$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> >> >> >> >> >>>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >> >> >> >> >>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:37:48 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
> >> >> >> >> >>>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
> >> >> >> >> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >In article <dh9sf9$2vk$11@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:18:40 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >In article <dh9rno$2vk$5@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:05:06 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >In article
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> ><Xns96DD9751CE356LifeIsGood@nntp.petitmorte.net>,
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com says...
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, Covv Tse-tung
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> made their contribution to
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> mankind by stating in
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> news:MPG.1da20c70149a75889897d3@paisley.sugarcube.org:
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > In article <dh9pg7$rep$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:01:36 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >In article <dh9n0l$7kf$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:39:45 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >In article <dh9m1q$5vh$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:17:53 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >In article
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> ><dh9kg5$emb$3@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:07:42 -0400, K. A.
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> spewed in
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> posted
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ><dh9k3u$emb$2@pookiehead.databasix.com> in
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Mon, 26
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Sep 2005 16:02:33 -0400:
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 19:53:53 GMT,
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com (Sycho)
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>spewed in
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Today Fly Cooter <fly_cooter_@example.com>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>opened a dead sea scroll and found these
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>words written therein..
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>BUZZARD SAID:
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>They will have to rip it from my .. dead..
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>cold.. hands... before I change the info.
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>TUCOWS SAID:
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>The domain record in question has been
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>updated as follows. Please advise this
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>address with specific
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>details if you find this info to remain
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>invalid for the
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>purposes of WHOIS data.
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>(BUZZARDNEST.US WHOIS INFO HID)
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Maybe you have half a brain after all. I
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>haven't confirmed the info yet, but at
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>least you blinked first
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>and changed your shit like I advised you to
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>before waiting for them to rip it from your
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>"dead cold hands".
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>You forgot one thing.
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> The phone number you provided is for
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> directory assistance. Change it to a
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>valid phone number. YOURS. Tucows is
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>expecting me to
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>report back to them.
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>When's it gunna be my turn, knob goblin? I'm
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>still here.
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>:D
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>hell, hes not even sure he found my site.
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>BWAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAAAA
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Is that the site you have with the picture of
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Terrence "Fly" Cooter performing fellatio on
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >the goat?
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> that and several others. theyre very
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> tastefully (!) done, if i do say so myself.
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >'Tastefully done'?
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >What fun is that?
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> i thought it was appropriate since i cant write
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> "smellily done."
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >But you just did. *grin*
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> not very well, though.
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >Don't be so hard on yourself. *I* liked it. But if'n
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >you want to step up a notch, how about 'odoriferously
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >done'?
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> yes, i thought of that. but it doesnt quite have the
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> violence of "smelly"
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > And I realize you're having to write down to your
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > audience. Of course, what you or I would consider
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > 'smelly' is prolly normal living conditions to Cooties.
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > A deviated septum will do that to a guy.
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> Perhaps if Cooter wasn't such a drug addicted speed freak
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> he wouldn't have to worry about such things. As it is,
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> it's a good think he doesn't have any children with piggy
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> banks to steal from.
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >We can hope at least. The idea that his kind could breed
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >makes Australia look better and better.
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> new zealand, dewd. new zealand.
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >Not until they repeal their 'no nukes' policy. I mean, a
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >guy has the right to defend himself....
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> weenie. thats so last year. aerosol bombs are where its at
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> today.
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >They are OK for surface targets, but sometimes there is no
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >getting around having to dig the Black Hats out with the
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >craters.
> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> you light off a 20ft diameter acetylene balloon up close and
> >> >> >> >> >>>> personal to a bunker, and it WILL cause some damage. and who cares
> >> >> >> >> >>>> if the average bunker is destroyed or just has filled entrances?
> >> >> >> >> >>>> yeah, i know some bunkers have a lot of spare air. but thats just
> >> >> >> >> >>>> not going to last forever.
> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >Now, dropping kinetic energy weapons from orbit has some
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >promise. Its amazing how far into a bunker a crowbar will
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >penetrate when dropped from 200 miles up.
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >But then again, if'n I could get a bunch of precision-
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >guided crowbars into LEO, I'd just go up myself and solve
> >> >> >> >> >>>> >the problem that way.
> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> kook. heh
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>Ya know, when I was but a lad, the idea that NASA would
> >> >> >> >> >>>make enough progress that I would have a chance to get into
> >> >> >> >> >>>space wasn't at all far-fetched. (I got to see 3 Apollo
> >> >> >> >> >>>launches while I was in the Navy in Jax)
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>Its now been over 30 years since we last set foot on Luna.
> >> >> >> >> >>>I hace been ripped off!!!!1! I demand the right to
> >> >> >> >> >>>reincarnate once space travel has been commercialized.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> as what? a rat?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >A squid, obviously!
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> why of course. an ambulatory squid. or else dinner for the crew.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Calamari is more appetizer than entree
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> depends on how big the squid is, i suppose. big enough, and its the other
> >> >> >> way around.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Its hard to get the big ones tender - calamari steak tends
> >> >> >to be pretty chewey, no matter what. I like the little
> >> >> >bite-sized tentacle balls you get with appetizers.
> >> >>
> >> >> i wonder if you hammered it then marinaded it for a few days.
> >> >
> >> >The hammer will bounce
> >>
> >> you arent using the right kind of hammer.
> >
> > I'm using the same tenderizer hammer I use on veal and
> > chicken, one flat end, one with all the little pointy teeth
>
> You need a special kind of hammer to beat your meat?

Are you a member of Alton Brown's school of culinary multi-
tasking?

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