Posted by Bookman on 09/27/05 11:24

On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 02:25:50 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:

>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 22:58:15 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
><ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>
>>In article <dhamt3$2n5$5@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 22:47:45 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>
>>> >In article <dhaln0$ja$2@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:31:12 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >>
>>> >> >In article <dhafhl$oq2$2@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:16:19 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> >In article <dha66n$pql$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:08:28 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >In article <dha40v$ja2$8@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >> >> >> >> On 27 Sep 2005 00:06:55 GMT, ThePsyko <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> spewed
>>> >> >> >> >> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> made their
>>> >> >> >> >> >contribution to mankind by stating in
>>> >> >> >> >> >news:dha2a3$no0$1@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>> >> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:09:50 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>In article <dh9tvr$ost$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:37:48 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >In article <dh9sf9$2vk$11@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:18:40 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >In article <dh9rno$2vk$5@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:05:06 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >In article
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> ><Xns96DD9751CE356LifeIsGood@nntp.petitmorte.net>,
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com says...
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> made their contribution to
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> mankind by stating in
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> news:MPG.1da20c70149a75889897d3@paisley.sugarcube.org:
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > In article <dh9pg7$rep$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:01:36 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >In article <dh9n0l$7kf$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:39:45 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >In article <dh9m1q$5vh$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:17:53 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >In article
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> ><dh9kg5$emb$3@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:07:42 -0400, K. A.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> spewed in
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> posted
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ><dh9k3u$emb$2@pookiehead.databasix.com> in
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Mon, 26
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Sep 2005 16:02:33 -0400:
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 19:53:53 GMT,
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com (Sycho)
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>spewed in
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Today Fly Cooter <fly_cooter_@example.com>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>opened a dead sea scroll and found these
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>words written therein..
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>BUZZARD SAID:
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>They will have to rip it from my .. dead..
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>cold.. hands... before I change the info.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>TUCOWS SAID:
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>The domain record in question has been
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>updated as follows. Please advise this
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>address with specific
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>details if you find this info to remain
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>invalid for the
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>purposes of WHOIS data.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>(BUZZARDNEST.US WHOIS INFO HID)
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Maybe you have half a brain after all. I
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>haven't confirmed the info yet, but at
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>least you blinked first
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>and changed your shit like I advised you to
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>before waiting for them to rip it from your
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>"dead cold hands".
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>You forgot one thing.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> The phone number you provided is for
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> directory assistance. Change it to a
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>valid phone number. YOURS. Tucows is
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>expecting me to
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>report back to them.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>When's it gunna be my turn, knob goblin? I'm
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>still here.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>:D
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>hell, hes not even sure he found my site.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>BWAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAAAA
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Is that the site you have with the picture of
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Terrence "Fly" Cooter performing fellatio on
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >the goat?
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> that and several others. theyre very
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> tastefully (!) done, if i do say so myself.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >'Tastefully done'?
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >What fun is that?
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> i thought it was appropriate since i cant write
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> "smellily done."
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >But you just did. *grin*
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> not very well, though.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >Don't be so hard on yourself. *I* liked it. But if'n
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >you want to step up a notch, how about 'odoriferously
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >done'?
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> yes, i thought of that. but it doesnt quite have the
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> violence of "smelly"
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > And I realize you're having to write down to your
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > audience. Of course, what you or I would consider
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > 'smelly' is prolly normal living conditions to Cooties.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > A deviated septum will do that to a guy.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> Perhaps if Cooter wasn't such a drug addicted speed freak
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> he wouldn't have to worry about such things. As it is,
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> it's a good think he doesn't have any children with piggy
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> banks to steal from.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >We can hope at least. The idea that his kind could breed
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >makes Australia look better and better.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> new zealand, dewd. new zealand.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >Not until they repeal their 'no nukes' policy. I mean, a
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >guy has the right to defend himself....
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> weenie. thats so last year. aerosol bombs are where its at
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> today.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >They are OK for surface targets, but sometimes there is no
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >getting around having to dig the Black Hats out with the
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >craters.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> you light off a 20ft diameter acetylene balloon up close and
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> personal to a bunker, and it WILL cause some damage. and who cares
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> if the average bunker is destroyed or just has filled entrances?
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> yeah, i know some bunkers have a lot of spare air. but thats just
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> not going to last forever.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >Now, dropping kinetic energy weapons from orbit has some
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >promise. Its amazing how far into a bunker a crowbar will
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >penetrate when dropped from 200 miles up.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >But then again, if'n I could get a bunch of precision-
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >guided crowbars into LEO, I'd just go up myself and solve
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >the problem that way.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> kook. heh
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>Ya know, when I was but a lad, the idea that NASA would
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>make enough progress that I would have a chance to get into
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>space wasn't at all far-fetched. (I got to see 3 Apollo
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>launches while I was in the Navy in Jax)
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>Its now been over 30 years since we last set foot on Luna.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>I hace been ripped off!!!!1! I demand the right to
>>> >> >> >> >> >>>reincarnate once space travel has been commercialized.
>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> as what? a rat?
>>> >> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >> >A squid, obviously!
>>> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> why of course. an ambulatory squid. or else dinner for the crew.
>>> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >Calamari is more appetizer than entree
>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> depends on how big the squid is, i suppose. big enough, and its the other
>>> >> >> >> way around.
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >Its hard to get the big ones tender - calamari steak tends
>>> >> >> >to be pretty chewey, no matter what. I like the little
>>> >> >> >bite-sized tentacle balls you get with appetizers.
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> i wonder if you hammered it then marinaded it for a few days.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >The hammer will bounce
>>> >>
>>> >> you arent using the right kind of hammer.
>>> >
>>> >I'm using the same tenderizer hammer I use on veal and
>>> >chicken, one flat end, one with all the little pointy teeth
>>>
>>> are they ten pounds? ;>
>>
>>ROFL.
>>
>>Point taken.
>
>seriously though, heres the technique i use for tough meat: take a nice
>stout, sharp fork and stab the bitch so there are at least 3 deep holes per
>square centimeter. then turn it over and repeat. place in a soy sauce or
>teriyaki or other marinade adding a bit of meat tenderizer to the mix.
>cover and wait a few hours. then flip, baste, and cover for a few more
>hours. over night is good too. then cook slow and low, for like three
>hours or more. whet yer whistle and dive in to melt in your mouth meat.
>
>maybe that just works on a few meats, but id give it a try on even
>squid/octopus.
>
>i even like toaster ovens compared to big ovens, if the meat will fit.
>
>or have you tried that?

But you gotta know your cuts. You try the low 'n slow with something
like flank or skirt, you'll just dry it out. With those, you wanna
sear it fast, keep it rare, and slice it across the grain. Plenty of
good flavor there, though.

Still, for something like brisket or boston butt, your description
isn't bad at all. And braising is your friend, too - a nice combo of
searing & low&slow, good for pot raosts & such.

ESL!

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