Posted by ThePsyko on 09/27/05 20:52

On 27 Sep 2005 in alt.hackers.malicious, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
made their contribution to mankind by stating in
news:pan.2005.09.27.17.50.01.462882@batcave.rafters:

> dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>
>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:08:43 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
>> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>
>>>Covv Tse-tung wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>
>>>> In article <dhaln0$ja$2@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>> DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:31:12 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>
>>>>> >In article <dhafhl$oq2$2@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:16:19 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> >In article <dha66n$pql$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:08:28 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >In article <dha40v$ja2$8@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>> >> >> >> On 27 Sep 2005 00:06:55 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>> >> >> >> <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> spewed in
>>>>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, dave hillstrom
>>>>> >> >> >> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> made their contribution to mankind by
>>>>> >> >> >> >stating in news:dha2a3$no0$1@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>>>> >> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:09:50 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>In article <dh9tvr$ost$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:37:48 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >In article
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> ><dh9sf9$2vk$11@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:18:40 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >In article
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> ><dh9rno$2vk$5@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:05:06 -0700, Covv
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> Tse-tung <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >In article
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> ><Xns96DD9751CE356LifeIsGood@nntp.petitmorte.ne
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >t>, ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com says...
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> made their
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> contribution to
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> mankind by stating in
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> news:MPG.1da20c70149a75889897d3@paisley.suga
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> rcube.org:
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > In article
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > <dh9pg7$rep$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:01:36 -0700, Covv
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> Tse-tung
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >In article
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> <dh9n0l$7kf$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:39:45 -0700,
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> Covv Tse-tung
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >In article
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> <dh9m1q$5vh$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:17:53
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> in >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >In article
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> ><dh9kg5$emb$3@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:07:42
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> -0400, K. A.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> spewed in
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> posted >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> ><dh9k3u$emb$2@pookiehead.databasix.com>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> in >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> Mon, 26
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Sep 2005 16:02:33 -0400:
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 19:53:53
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> GMT, >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> (Sycho)
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>spewed in
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Today Fly Cooter
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> <fly_cooter_@example.com>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>opened a dead sea scroll and
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> found these
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>words written therein..
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>BUZZARD SAID:
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>They will have to rip it
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> from my .. dead..
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>cold.. hands... before I
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> change the info.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>TUCOWS SAID:
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>The domain record in
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> question has been
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>updated as follows. Please
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> advise this
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>address with specific
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>details if you find this
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> info to remain
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>invalid for the
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>purposes of WHOIS data.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>(BUZZARDNEST.US WHOIS INFO
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> HID) >> >> >> >>>>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Maybe you have half a brain
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> after all. I
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>haven't confirmed the info
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> yet, but at
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>least you blinked first
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>and changed your shit like
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> I advised you to
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>before waiting for them to
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> rip it from your
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>"dead cold hands".
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>You forgot one thing.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> The phone number you
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> provided is for
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> directory assistance.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> Change it to a
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>valid phone number. YOURS.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> Tucows is
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>expecting me to
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>report back to them.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>When's it gunna be my turn,
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> knob goblin? I'm
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>still here.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>:D
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>hell, hes not even sure he
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> found my site.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>BWAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAAAA
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Is that the site you have with
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> the picture of
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Terrence "Fly" Cooter
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> performing fellatio on
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >the goat?
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> that and several others.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> theyre very
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> tastefully (!) done, if i do
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> say so myself.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >'Tastefully done'?
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >What fun is that?
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> i thought it was appropriate since
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> i cant write
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> "smellily done."
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >But you just did. *grin*
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> not very well, though.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >Don't be so hard on yourself. *I*
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> liked it. But if'n
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >you want to step up a notch, how about
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> 'odoriferously
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >done'?
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> yes, i thought of that. but it doesnt
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> quite have the
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> violence of "smelly"
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > And I realize you're having to write down
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > to your audience. Of course, what you or
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > I would consider
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > 'smelly' is prolly normal living
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > conditions to Cooties.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > A deviated septum will do that to a guy.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> Perhaps if Cooter wasn't such a drug
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> addicted speed freak
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> he wouldn't have to worry about such
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> things. As it is,
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> it's a good think he doesn't have any
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> children with piggy
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> banks to steal from.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >We can hope at least. The idea that his kind
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >could breed makes Australia look better and
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >better.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> new zealand, dewd. new zealand.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >Not until they repeal their 'no nukes' policy.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >I mean, a guy has the right to defend
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >himself....
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> weenie. thats so last year. aerosol bombs are
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> where its at today.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >They are OK for surface targets, but sometimes
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >there is no getting around having to dig the Black
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >Hats out with the craters.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> you light off a 20ft diameter acetylene balloon up
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> close and personal to a bunker, and it WILL cause
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> some damage. and who cares if the average bunker is
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> destroyed or just has filled entrances?
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> yeah, i know some bunkers have a lot of spare air.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> but thats just not going to last forever.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >Now, dropping kinetic energy weapons from orbit has
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >some promise. Its amazing how far into a bunker a
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >crowbar will penetrate when dropped from 200 miles
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >up.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >But then again, if'n I could get a bunch of
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >precision- guided crowbars into LEO, I'd just go up
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> >myself and solve the problem that way.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> kook. heh
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>Ya know, when I was but a lad, the idea that NASA
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>would make enough progress that I would have a chance
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>to get into space wasn't at all far-fetched. (I got
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>to see 3 Apollo launches while I was in the Navy in
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>Jax)
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>Its now been over 30 years since we last set foot on
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>Luna. I hace been ripped off!!!!1! I demand the
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>right to reincarnate once space travel has been
>>>>> >> >> >> >>>commercialized.
>>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >> as what? a rat?
>>>>> >> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >> >> >A squid, obviously!
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> why of course. an ambulatory squid. or else dinner for
>>>>> >> >> >> the crew.
>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >> >Calamari is more appetizer than entree
>>>>> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> depends on how big the squid is, i suppose. big enough, and
>>>>> >> >> its the other way around.
>>>>> >> >
>>>>> >> >Its hard to get the big ones tender - calamari steak tends
>>>>> >> >to be pretty chewey, no matter what. I like the little
>>>>> >> >bite-sized tentacle balls you get with appetizers.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> i wonder if you hammered it then marinaded it for a few days.
>>>>> >
>>>>> >The hammer will bounce
>>>>>
>>>>> you arent using the right kind of hammer.
>>>>
>>>> I'm using the same tenderizer hammer I use on veal and
>>>> chicken, one flat end, one with all the little pointy teeth
>>>
>>>You need a special kind of hammer to beat your meat?
>>
>> you have two of them. wanna help?
>
> I NEVER touch, eat, smell or bite meat! <shiver>
>

I notice you don't deny licking it!!

--
ThePsyko
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