Posted by Bitey on 09/27/05 20:57

dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :

> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:23:17 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> spewed in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>
>>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>
>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 22:20:33 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> spewed in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>
>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:35:55 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 27 Sep 2005 02:22:50 GMT, ThePsyko <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> spewed
>>>>>>> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> made their
>>>>>>>>contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>news:dha5d9$ja2$14@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:59:00 -0700, Terrence Cooter
>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> spewed in
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>In article <cvngj1pfeulo1tkhu88kit6a9sf7piud1m@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>For the heinous crime of netkkkopping I hereby sentence Poofter to
>>>>>>>>>>>NET DEATH...REAL slow...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You homoerotic fucking 'mo. Did you have my Gmail account closed? On
>>>>>>>>>>what fucking grounds? And you call ME a net cop? I only report real
>>>>>>>>>>violations. You make shit up. You fat assed punk bitch.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> not that i did it, though its masterful, but thats what you get for
>>>>>>>>> fucking with people pointlessly, whether its "real" or not. you
>>>>>>>>> picked a fight, now their going to finish it. stop trying to justify
>>>>>>>>> your actions as proper and socially respectable simply because there
>>>>>>>>> are rules that say you can do such and such. telling your crack whore
>>>>>>>>> mom that shes a slutty cock gobbler is perfectly legal, but yer gonna
>>>>>>>>> get slapped ~at least~ anyway.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You probably should get him a footstool so that doesn't go right over his
>>>>>>>>head
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> or maybe a hot air balloon, which is more fitting anyway.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I am still waiting for my phone call from him.
>>>>>>
>>>>>><tapping foot>
>>>>>
>>>>> He's scared of girls, looks like your out of luck...assuming he even
>>>>> comes back after...uh...he, he, he...
>>>>
>>>>Oh, well damn!
>>>>Here I am, without one of those strap-on thingies.
>>>
>>> this can be fixed. ill need to fit it for you...
>>
>>Extra LARGE and curved, please. I haven't quite decided what color I
>>would like, though.
>
> perhaps a union jack? or a skull and crossbones motif? maybe a faberge
> egg format?

Oh, I LIKE the Faberge egg format! With little fish hooks if that can
be arranged? I don't want to be too picky..

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