Posted by ThePsyko on 09/27/05 20:58

On 27 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> made their
contribution to mankind by stating in
news:pan.2005.09.27.17.57.42.8778@batcave.rafters:

> ThePsyko wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>
>> On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> made their
>> contribution to mankind by stating in
>> news:dhap3j$1pr$9@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>
>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:23:17 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
>>> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>
>>>>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 22:20:33 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
>>>>> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:35:55 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 27 Sep 2005 02:22:50 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>> <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>>>made their contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>news:dha5d9$ja2$14@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:59:00 -0700, Terrence Cooter
>>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <cvngj1pfeulo1tkhu88kit6a9sf7piud1m@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>For the heinous crime of netkkkopping I hereby sentence
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Poofter to NET DEATH...REAL slow...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>You homoerotic fucking 'mo. Did you have my Gmail account
>>>>>>>>>>>>closed? On what fucking grounds? And you call ME a net
>>>>>>>>>>>>cop? I only report real violations. You make shit up. You
>>>>>>>>>>>>fat assed punk bitch.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> not that i did it, though its masterful, but thats what you
>>>>>>>>>>> get for fucking with people pointlessly, whether its "real"
>>>>>>>>>>> or not. you picked a fight, now their going to finish it.
>>>>>>>>>>> stop trying to justify your actions as proper and socially
>>>>>>>>>>> respectable simply because there are rules that say you can
>>>>>>>>>>> do such and such. telling your crack whore mom that shes a
>>>>>>>>>>> slutty cock gobbler is perfectly legal, but yer gonna
>>>>>>>>>>> get slapped ~at least~ anyway.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You probably should get him a footstool so that doesn't go
>>>>>>>>>>right over his head
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> or maybe a hot air balloon, which is more fitting anyway.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I am still waiting for my phone call from him.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><tapping foot>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> He's scared of girls, looks like your out of luck...assuming he
>>>>>>> even comes back after...uh...he, he, he...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh, well damn!
>>>>>>Here I am, without one of those strap-on thingies.
>>>>>
>>>>> this can be fixed. ill need to fit it for you...
>>>>
>>>>Extra LARGE and curved, please. I haven't quite decided what color I
>>>>would like, though.
>>>
>>> perhaps a union jack? or a skull and crossbones motif? maybe a
>>> faberge egg format?
>>
>> How about simply "0wned by teh Jedi"?
>>
>> :)
>
> In open wirework, yah!
>

ALL HAIL BRASS MONKEYS!!!1!





(yeah I dunno what it means either :)

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