Posted by ThePsyko on 09/27/05 21:00

On 27 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> made their
contribution to mankind by stating in
news:pan.2005.09.27.17.56.59.108111@batcave.rafters:

> dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>
>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:23:17 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
>> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>
>>>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 22:20:33 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
>>>> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>
>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:35:55 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 27 Sep 2005 02:22:50 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>> <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> made
>>>>>>>>>their contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>news:dha5d9$ja2$14@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:59:00 -0700, Terrence Cooter
>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>In article <cvngj1pfeulo1tkhu88kit6a9sf7piud1m@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>For the heinous crime of netkkkopping I hereby sentence
>>>>>>>>>>>>Poofter to NET DEATH...REAL slow...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>You homoerotic fucking 'mo. Did you have my Gmail account
>>>>>>>>>>>closed? On what fucking grounds? And you call ME a net cop?
>>>>>>>>>>> I only report real violations. You make shit up. You fat
>>>>>>>>>>>assed punk bitch.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> not that i did it, though its masterful, but thats what you
>>>>>>>>>> get for fucking with people pointlessly, whether its "real"
>>>>>>>>>> or not. you picked a fight, now their going to finish it.
>>>>>>>>>> stop trying to justify your actions as proper and socially
>>>>>>>>>> respectable simply because there are rules that say you can
>>>>>>>>>> do such and such. telling your crack whore mom that shes a
>>>>>>>>>> slutty cock gobbler is perfectly legal, but yer gonna
>>>>>>>>>> get slapped ~at least~ anyway.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You probably should get him a footstool so that doesn't go
>>>>>>>>>right over his head
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> or maybe a hot air balloon, which is more fitting anyway.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I am still waiting for my phone call from him.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><tapping foot>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He's scared of girls, looks like your out of luck...assuming he
>>>>>> even comes back after...uh...he, he, he...
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, well damn!
>>>>>Here I am, without one of those strap-on thingies.
>>>>
>>>> this can be fixed. ill need to fit it for you...
>>>
>>>Extra LARGE and curved, please. I haven't quite decided what color I
>>>would like, though.
>>
>> perhaps a union jack? or a skull and crossbones motif? maybe a
>> faberge egg format?
>
> Oh, I LIKE the Faberge egg format! With little fish hooks if that can
> be arranged? I don't want to be too picky..
>

ok.. the last two posts weren't so bad.. but I just got a little shiver
up my spine.

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ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7
http://prozac.iscool.net

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