Posted by Aratzio on 09/27/05 22:58

On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 11:04:57 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
transparently proposed:

>On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 13:21:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> spewed
>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>
>>On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 01:50:56 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>transparently proposed:
>>
>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:41:28 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:22:04 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 19:06:58 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 20:59:32 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:56:54 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 20:43:15 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:41:10 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 20:32:28 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:25:50 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 20:10:15 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:33:36 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:48:17 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:15:01 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> spewed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:18:05 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:04:55 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> spewed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 12:28:44 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:07:44 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> spewed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 11:57:46 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:03:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> spewed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 12:22:36 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 25 Sep 2005 05:10:49 GMT, Woodchuck Bill <bwr607@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:dh58tn$s1d$1@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 24 Sep 2005 21:17:08 -0700, Fly Cooter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dh529u$j94$3@pookiehead.databasix.com>, DaVe@MeOw.OrG
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and havent you found my site yet, freak?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I haven't looked, cunt. Yet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> liar. we all can see how unbalanced and obsessive you are. you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just arent smart enough to find it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maybe he'll claim that he was too busy "getting pussy" all weekend
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to look up your site...but he managed to find the time to call John
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Henry and 7 other domain registrants. ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>when is the last time we had a kook like this?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thursday.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bunch of bastards, all of you. i cant decide if im more upset that youre
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>taking away all my thunder, or that none of you stingy ass fuckwits
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>~shared~.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So now it is my fault that you think you are too good to sub AUK.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that den of kooks? i should think not.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><runs>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Throws kook bolo.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><puts up hand like warding off a three stooges eye poke>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><carbon monomolecular kook bolo strings slice fingers off like cheese>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>niven wannabe.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><brandishes slaver stasis field shield>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><reattaches fingers with med foam>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><sicks a human pak protector ancestral relative of mine on yer ass>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>><goes to repair center>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>><shoots Louis Wu>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>><destabilizes ring>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>><applies The Foot to your world>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>><blasts you with xray lasers from a nuke powered ship>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>><opens stasis pod>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>><cowers in pod>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>><hurls pod at closest neutron star>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>hah! i win! i win again!!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>><shimmie>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>><puts on headphones and listens to Gatemouth Brown>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>um, yer in a stasis pod, dude. like, time stands still and stuff. HAH I
>>>>>>>>>WIN AGAIN!!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><psst: only cowered in, did not turn on>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>so, then, you got blasted by xray lasers. since it wasnt turned on. I
>>>>>>>WIN!!! YOU CANT STOP ME!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>PLONK?
>>>>>
>>>>>you wouldnt dare. id sick the ptavs on you.
>>>>
>>>>Was that the chewbacca like aleeuns?
>>>
>>>i cant actually remember, its been so long since i read World of Ptavvs.
>>>but i remember that the slavers (thrints) had a part in the story.
>>
>>I had to go look up the title. Has Niven really been writing that
>>long? Am I really getting that old? FUCK!
>
>IAWTP

I was wondering why the newspaper print was so small.

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