Posted by Bitey on 09/28/05 06:28

Kadaitcha Man wrote this gem. Seriously... :

> Bitey, <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>, the second-rate, asthmatic shop assistant, and
> attendant to the daily needs of cattle, squealed:
>
>> dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>
>>> "Bitey" <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> wrote in message
>>> news:pan.2005.09.28.02.30.41.727742@batcave.rafters
>>>> dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 22:01:03 -0400,
>>>>> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>> smallfoot <tip@toe.foot>
>>>>> did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>
>>>>>> In article <pan.2005.09.27.20.32.36.999786@batcave.rafters>,
>>>>>> Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz says...
>>>>>>> Mimic wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 01:08:21 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
>>>>>>>>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> In article <dhalo6$ja$3@pookiehead.databasix.com>, dave
>>>>>>>>>> hillstrom took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
>>>>>>>>>> "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:41:02 -0700, Bitey
>>>>>>>>>>> <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> JM wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:32:21 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:59:00 -0700, Terrence Cooter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <cvngj1pfeulo1tkhu88kit6a9sf7piud1m@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> For the heinous crime of netkkkopping I hereby sentence
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poofter to NET DEATH...REAL slow...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You homoerotic fucking 'mo. Did you have my Gmail
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> account closed? On what fucking grounds? And you call
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ME a net cop? I only report real violations. You make
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit up. You fat assed punk bitch.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...you don't get it...do ya? I'm goin RL on you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poofter...I want you gone...history. You fucked with the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrong guy and the wrong froup...or maybe you just missed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the alt.hackers.malicious froup in teh groupline. I am
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going to COMPLETELY destroy your entire stupid little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> life...and if you think threats of lawsuits or legal
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> action are going to stop it...*shudder*...I'm REALLY going
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to enjoy breaking you. `, )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh this is going to be fukkin priceless....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hatter goes RL....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You do know I've been waiting years
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to see you do this Matthew.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LMAO
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /me gets the popcorn
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> /me gets the beer. ;p
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Sheesh! Can't you move over a little bit? I wanna SEE!
>>>>>>>>>>>> I brought freedom fries. Got ketchup?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I HAVE KETCHUP!!! I DO!! RIGHT HERE!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Whore.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> so far i havent been paid. so technically im only a slut.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> LMFAO
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What are YOU laughing about? You DEFINE the term! ;D
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Show us your tits.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> /just sayin' what everyone else has wanted to say all along
>>>>
>>>> (can't see your post except as a reply, smallfoot)
>>>> It's been said more times than I can remember. I will comply but you
>>>> first have to show me your testicles.
>>
>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! <wiping tears>
>>
>> Hey, ya know when I said I would post a pic of my boobies if you posted a
>> pic of your testicles?
>>
>>
>>
>> I lied.
>
> It's ok, dear. I did it for you.

uh oh.. uhm, ~where~ did you do it for me?

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