Posted by Kadaitcha Man on 09/28/05 07:19

ThePsyko, <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com>, the acrimonious, slovenly miscreant,
and employee who beats flax to remove the woody bits, gnarred:

> On 27 Sep 2005 in alt.hackers.malicious, Mimic <dev@null.com> made
> their contribution to mankind by stating in
> news:SLCdnclvEZqWA6TenZ2dnUVZ8qmdnZ2d@pipex.net:
>
>> Sycho wrote:
>>> Today ThePsyko <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> opened a dead sea scroll
>>> and found these words written therein..
>>>
>>>
>>>> On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com (Sycho)
>>>> made their contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>> news:4338b4cb.60485336 @things-thatmakeyougohmm.com:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Today "Sean Monaghan" <sean@petitmorte.net> opened a dead sea
>>>>> scroll and found these words written therein..
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Terrence Cooter wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In article <cvngj1pfeulo1tkhu88kit6a9sf7piud1m@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>> usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> For the heinous crime of netkkkopping I hereby sentence Poofter
>>>>>>>> to NET DEATH...REAL slow...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You homoerotic fucking 'mo. Did you have my Gmail account
>>>>>>> closed? On what fucking grounds? And you call ME a net cop? I
>>>>>>> only report real violations. You make shit up. You fat assed
>>>>>>> punk bitch.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So - you can dish it out, but you can't take it when you get
>>>>>> slapped back? Bloody coward.
>>>>>
>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Paybacks are a bitch, huh? ;D
>>>>
>>>> Spanked by Hatter no less... now that's GOTTA hurt
>>>>
>>>> lol
>>>
>>>
>>> I thought I felt the earth tremble a little bit. Now I know what it
>>> was. It was a 4.5 magnitude spnak! ;D
>>
>> Hell, I heard the resonance all the way over here !
>>
>
> can you imagine.. spanked by Hatter.... that's like getting beaten up
> at school by the retarded kid... lol

It was such an unexpected shock that I had to run out and buy lottery
tickets.

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