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Posted by Bitey on 09/28/05 10:45
Kadaitcha Man wrote this gem. Seriously... :
> Bitey, <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>, the turned out, suppositious remnant, and
> boot catcher, averred:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>
>>> Bitey, <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>, the cheese-filled, ill-nurtured
>>> dewberry, and basket-maker and weaver, berated:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>
>>>>> Bitey, <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>, the second-rate, asthmatic shop
>>>>> assistant, and attendant to the daily needs of cattle, squealed:
>>>>>
>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Bitey" <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:pan.2005.09.28.02.30.41.727742@batcave.rafters
>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 22:01:03 -0400,
>>>>>>>>> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, smallfoot <tip@toe.foot>
>>>>>>>>> did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> In article <pan.2005.09.27.20.32.36.999786@batcave.rafters>,
>>>>>>>>>> Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz says...
>>>>>>>>>>> Mimic wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 01:08:21 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <dhalo6$ja$3@pookiehead.databasix.com>, dave
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hillstrom took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:41:02 -0700, Bitey
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JM wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:32:21 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:59:00 -0700, Terrence Cooter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <cvngj1pfeulo1tkhu88kit6a9sf7piud1m@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> For the heinous crime of netkkkopping I hereby
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sentence Poofter to NET DEATH...REAL slow...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You homoerotic fucking 'mo. Did you have my Gmail
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> account closed? On what fucking grounds? And you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> call ME a net cop? I only report real violations.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You make shit up. You fat assed punk bitch.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...you don't get it...do ya? I'm goin RL on you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poofter...I want you gone...history. You fucked with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the wrong guy and the wrong froup...or maybe you just
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> missed the alt.hackers.malicious froup in teh
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> groupline. I am going to COMPLETELY destroy your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> entire stupid little life...and if you think threats
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of lawsuits or legal action are going to stop
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it...*shudder*...I'm REALLY going to enjoy breaking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you. `, )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh this is going to be fukkin priceless.... Hatter goes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RL....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You do know I've been waiting years
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to see you do this Matthew.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LMAO
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /me gets the popcorn
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /me gets the beer. ;p
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sheesh! Can't you move over a little bit? I wanna SEE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I brought freedom fries. Got ketchup?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I HAVE KETCHUP!!! I DO!! RIGHT HERE!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> so far i havent been paid. so technically im only a slut.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> LMFAO
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> What are YOU laughing about? You DEFINE the term! ;D
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Show us your tits.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> /just sayin' what everyone else has wanted to say all along
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> (can't see your post except as a reply, smallfoot) It's been said
>>>>>>>> more times than I can remember. I will comply but you first have
>>>>>>>> to show me your testicles.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! <wiping tears>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hey, ya know when I said I would post a pic of my boobies if you
>>>>>> posted a pic of your testicles?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I lied.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's ok, dear. I did it for you.
>>>>
>>>> uh oh.. uhm, ~where~ did you do it for me?
>>>
>>> news:dhe1l4.3i8.1@133.256.1.103.MISMATCH
>>
>> heh heh heh
>> I've been reading your site.
>
> I took the humour site down last month. There's only the technical site
> left.
What's that supposed to mean, BUDDY?!!!! ;)
I know all you've seen me do is make funnies (or try to) but there -is- a
serious technical side to me. I was reading the Hamster HOWTO. I can't
believe I ate the whole thing.
--
-=Bitey=- *Da2fy1 Chix0r* vV''Vv
Meddle ye not in the affairs of Bitey, mortal, for
Thou art crunchy and will taste good with ketchup.
http://www.Biteybits.com
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