Posted by Aratzio on 09/29/05 05:48

On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 17:45:41 -0700, Neredbojias
<neredbojias@neredbojias.com> got double secret probation because:

>With neither quill nor qualm, Aratzio quothed:
>
>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:45:07 -0700, Neredbojias
>> <neredbojias@neredbojias.com> transparently proposed:
>>
>> >With neither quill nor qualm, Aratzio quothed:
>> >
>> >> >Ooo, third grade cryptography. How, uh, clever.
>> >> >
>> >> >Anyway, you are what you are. Thank God I'm not.
>>
>> Did you happen to note that you called me clever then claimed you were
>> not?
>
>Did you happen to realize that if you were a computer, your processing
>speed would be in the nanohertz range.

Why not pico or femto? Would that you could actually make an analogy
that was relevant.

>
>> It is good to see that you have such a firm grasp of your own
>> limitations and that you are unafraid to display your limitations for
>> others to enjoy.
>
>It is good to see that you can see anything at all.

Nice, a non sequitur.

>
>> >>
>> >> Ooo, clueless wankstain, it is called an *acronym*.
>> >
>> >Yes, I know.
>>
>> No you did not:
>> "Ooo, third grade cryptography."
>> Trust me, cryptography is not the same as acronym.
>
>The funny thing is, your ersatz cleverness is even dumber than your dumb
>act.

And yet you are the one trying to portray me as clever. So which is
it?

>
>> >But you have to admit it's pretty juvenile, not
>> >particularly clever, and boring to most people who can read.
>>
>> So you feel that you can speak for the majority of usenet poasters,
>> most of whom would know the common acronym IKYABWAI. Which is
>> something upon which you may wish to cogitate.
>
>You really shouldn't use words like "cogitate" when you can't spell
>words like "posters". As for the question behind your "question", do
>you "really feel" that most people find your inane conversations
>interesting?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Results 1 - 10 of 45,100 for (poast OR poaster OR poasts). (0.26
seconds)

Your ignorance of usenet jargon continues to shine like a quasar.

Wanna go up agin meuns in won uf dem chicken scratchin tingies?

Must be difficult in your world to be such a gormless twat.

>
>> If you do not happen to know what an acronym means there are two
>> simple and easy things to do. One would be a google search. Since
>> IKYABWAI is such a common acronym it might be difficult to wade
>> through the hits. The other would have been to say "WTF is IKYABWAI"
>> or something of that ilk (YAY, I used ILK!).
>
>First you say I didn't know, now it's "if". Schizophrenia or short-term
>memory deficiency?

*snicker*
Try reading what was written, muttonhead. "If you do not happen to
know what an acronym means". Note the OBVIOUS non specificity of that
statement. What followed would be the specific example of your
ignorance.

Secondly, cupcake:

Schizophrenia:

Medical Dictionary

Definition: The most common form of psychosis, characterized by
partial or total withdrawal of interest in the world outside of
oneself and loss of intellectual and emotional function.

Biology Dictionary

Definition: Schizophrenia is the name for any of a group of mental
disorders characterized by abnormal thought, mood and behavior.

For example:
thought: misinterpretation of reality, frequently inclined towards
self-protection from perceived harm
mood: inappropriate emotional response, lack of empathy with others
behavior: withdrawn, regressive, and bizarre

Do at least have a fucking clue as to the meaning of the word you are
using.


>
>> But you chose the more entertaining third method, from my view, the
>> stand upon the hill and scream out "I AM CLUELESS, PLEASE MAKE FUN OF
>> ME" method.
>>
>> >Why do you post such things to inappropriate newsgroups, anyway?
>
>Uh huh, sure, those 2 sentences are equivalent all right...

Poast edits, cupcake? Now why would you wish to place to disparate
statements together and attempt to connect them?

>
>> Your ability to display your ignorance appears infinite. So, cupcake,
>> do tell me what is your definition of "inappropriate groups" and how
>> you came to be poasting to all of the froups froups in teh froups
>> line.
>
>Are you answering a question with a question or do you just like to hear
>yourself say "froup"?

I wrote words on a screen, cupcake. Hearing would have required
speaking. I am sure in your ignorant corner of your personal utopian
society everyone must sound out each and every word. In my more
educated and obviously more worldly existence reading is done silently
unless one is requested to read aloud.

Contrary to your punctuation lamery, it was obviously a question and
you seemed to have avoided answering the requested clarification of
your terminology.


>
>> Extrapolate from there as to how I came to be poasting to the
>> same four froups.
>
>I know your proclivities. The subject is why are you posting such crap
>here.

Umm, cupcake, the fact I responded to your poast in AUK has not quite
sunk in yet has it?

>
>> Then once you have spent several hours working your
>> way through the thread, ask yourself, "Pills or gun?" because frankly
>> you may be too stupid to actually live.
>
>Yet another pre-teen comment from someone who probably could do better
>if he tried. Well froup on, froup ranger, but froup somewhere else
>because this group isn't a froup-group and the *normal* participants
>aren't fruit loops.

The alliteration was pathetic.

So you are the crowning achievement of alt.html. The top dog. Poseur
deluxe. What a parodoy of humanity you simpletons must be.
Paradoxically you come upon the greater usenet assuming that you are
in some way wise in the ways and byways. Yet when your ignorance is
pointed out, by those that are much wiser, you revel in your ignorance
and wear it like armor to protecy you from such scurrilous attacks
that your ignorance will bring.

One other little, minor display of just how ignorant you are:
Results 1 - 10 of 188,000 for (froup OR froups). (0.46 seconds)


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Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

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