Posted by Kadaitcha Man on 10/01/05 09:37

Papa Theoloplis, <papa@theopa.com>, the tasselled, frothy gerbil, and person
who puts up notices, signs and advertisements, creaked:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>
>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the self-produced,
>> disempowered freeze-dried insect, and travelling merchant, pattered:
>>
>>
>>> In article <rg8pj1p0gia14rmu8guqip026a7f86o7ko@4ax.com>,
>>> usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 22:16:22 -0400, smallfoot <tip@toe.foot> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> In article <433c7ed8@usenet.zapto.org>,
>>>>> fly_cooter_@example.localhost says...
>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> He broke "THE LAW" and thats all there is to it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Serious k0oKsign.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Serious legal shit you mean.
>>>>>
>>>>> But you can't cite any statutes. Funny, that.
>>>>
>>>> Uh oh, looks like yer cheerleader is startin to turn on ya,
>>>> Poofter!
>>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man was never my cheerleader, TestiClees. And I was never
>>> his either.
>>
>>
>> Here...
>>
>> "smallfoot" <tip@toe.foot>, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> "Kadaitcha Man"
>> nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com, "smallfoot" <tip@toe.foot> As in this, that.
>> That, this. That, that. This, this.
>>
>> Understand, retard? No? Not surprising.
>>
>> PS: Visit your new newsgroup...
>>
>> alt.binaries.erotica.poofters.terrence-cooter
>>
>> Oh, and why is my fucking website still up, you fucking
>> good-for-nothing k0oKtard? There is not a single piece of
>> identifying information in my WHOIS, not one letter of the fucking
>> alphabet. What the fuck are you going to do about that, you impotent
>> fucking shite stain? And why do I still have my mail account, which
>> you claim is a criminal misrepresentation of some other
>> organisation's abuse department, you fucking insane, crusading
>> pillock?
>
> Give him a decade or two to think about
> it, he may come up with something.
>
>> Is it because you only go after the easy targets? You know, the
>> one's you think will give in to your manic brow-beating and
>> deliberate pursuit, you fucking mental cunt?
>>
>> You are impotent. Impotent. Completely impotent, you fuckless
>> shitbag. I piss on you.
>
> What a waste of good piss. Do something
> constructive, go put out some fires with
> that stuff. I get the feeling that the
> Cootster might actually enjoy it just a
> little too much.

That would account for him being coaxed out to figh^hplay. Trouble is, he
won't come out.

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