Posted by Sean Monaghan on 10/01/05 15:12

[forwarded, unaltered ballot]


Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:

> Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook
> awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
> Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
> next time the candidate might be you.
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> -
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>
> Brad Guth
> Fly Cooter
> neither of the above
>
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>
> alt.astronomy saucerheads
> Fly Cooter
> Nunya Bidness
> none of the above
>
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>
> Don Ocean
> Fly Cooter
> NunYa Bidness
> Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
> none of the above
>
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Sylvia Sullivan
>
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>
> nightbat
> Twonky
> neither of the above
>
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
>
> Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
> Raymond Ronald Karczewski
> Sylvia Sullivan
> none of the above
>
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
>
> Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist
> Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
> NunYa Bidness
> Warhol
> none of the above
>
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Gerald Newton
>
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)
>
> David Tholen
>
>
> TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Fly Cooter
>
>
> KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Uni
>
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Fly Cooter
>
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Fly Cooter
>
>
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Gerald Newton
>
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
>
> Colonel Jake
> Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
> neither of the above
>
>
> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>
> Dore Williamson
> Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
> neither of the above
>
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>
> Alan Connor
> Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter
> Moris, alias superglue
> Uni
> none of the above
>
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)
>
> Gerald Newton
> Vito Kuhn & fam.*
> neither of the above
>
>
> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>
> Gerald Newton
> nightbat
> Raymond Ronald Karczewski
> none of the above
>
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
>
> Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
> Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
> Uni, trained by Aratzio
> none of the above
>
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
>
> John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
> Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder
> Sylvia Sullivan
>
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
>
> Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
> Gerald Newton
> Kenneth R Pangborn
>
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
>
> Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix
> Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton
> Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
> none of the above
>
>
> HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Archie Leach
>
>
> HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Art Deco
>
>
> HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Bob Officer
>
>
>
> --
> alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
> http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/



--
Sean Monaghan
http://www.petitmorte.net/sean
AUK Hammer of Thor - August 2005
PSM Hook, Line & Sinker Award - March, July & August 2005

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