Posted by Aratzio on 10/02/05 01:43

On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:05:23 GMT, Crawdad@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin
Crawdaddin) got double secret probation because:

>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 09:48:44 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On 01 Oct 2005 16:34:56 GMT, ThePsyko <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got
>>double secret probation because:
>>
>>>On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, Terrence Cooter
>>><fly_cooter_@example.localhost> made their contribution to mankind by
>>>stating in news:433e16fd@usenet.zapto.org:
>>>
>>>> Vote for these people tomorrow.
>>>>
>>>> Matthew Moulton: KOOK of the MONTH Every month special recognition is
>>>> given to someone whose Usenet Kookery is judged to have surpassed all
>>>> others. This is the Kook of the Month Award (KotM), voted (somewhat
>>>> informally) by the denizens of AUK.
>>>>
>>>> WFB/TJ: CLUELESS NEWBIE of the MONTH Similar to KotM, but reserved
>>>> only for the most highly clueless and incorrigible newbies of Usenet.
>>>> The Clueless Newbie of the Month (CNotM) is pretty much the same sort
>>>> of thing as the KotM, but honors spectacular cluelessness on Usenet
>>>> rather than Kookery. Actually being a newbie is not a strict
>>>> requirement for eligibility; but the type of cluelessness being
>>>> recognized needs to be of the sort typical of newbies. If someone has
>>>> been on the net for some time and still acts like a newbie, they're
>>>> eligible.
>>>>
>>>> Dave Hillstrom: COWARD of the MONTH Goes to the biggest yellow bastard
>>>> of the month on Usenet. The CotM has aslo been known as the "Brad
>>>> Jesness" award.
>>>>
>>>> Sycho: GOLDEN KILLFILE Given to the most killfile worthy net.kooks on
>>>> the face of Usenet. This award recognizes exceptional killfilable
>>>> merit; if you are unworthy enough to be ignored by everyone on the
>>>> face of the earth, you are eligible for this award.
>>>>
>>>> Matthew Moulton: VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD Given
>>>> to those inspired, pioneering visionaries and their worthy inventions,
>>>> institutions and prides-of-joys, who have reasoned it out, who KNOW
>>>> The Answer, that would know how to use it to make for a better
>>>> humanity....if only somebody would listen to them.
>>>>
>>>> Matthew Moulton: KOOK of the YEAR A just reward for the best KotM of
>>>> the year.
>>>>
>>>> -- Internet Awards --
>>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man: LOONEY MAROON AWARD For the greatest net.loon of the
>>>> month, including but not limited to KotM candidates. Formerly given by
>>>> reverse-acclaim, executive designation and outright acclamation, now
>>>> reserved solely for the wild whims of the AUK populace. This award is
>>>> generally given to the least comprehensible candidates.
>>>>
>>>> Spanky the Thunder Chicken: PALMJOB PADDLE Named for the most-spanked
>>>> person in the history of the Internet, Wilhelm Palmer (Bill Palmer,
>>>> aka "Palmjob"). The self-styled Flame Giant, who has never won a
>>>> single flamewar in his existence. This award is given to the person
>>>> who gets spanked (as in, thrashed) the most in a given month, be it by
>>>> their opponents or even their own hand.
>>>>
>>>> Terrence Cooter: HAMMER of THOR Awarded on an as-needed basis for
>>>> exceptional feats of LART strength.
>>>>
>>>> -- Lifetime Achievement --
>>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man: BOBO AWARD Given to they who rise above and beyond the
>>>> call of net.looniness, the Bobo is reserved for those whose sheer
>>>> quest at whatever it is they're pursuing knows Absolutely No Bounds,
>>>> crossing the lines of legal dispute, losing everything in particular,
>>>> even death. Several Bobo honorees are, in fact, deceased. Think of it
>>>> as the Internet's version of the Darwin Award.
>>>>
>>>> PJR: BUSTED URINAL AWARD The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on the
>>>> Internet. One who clogs and stinks up the joint like a busted urinal,
>>>> you could say.
>>>>
>>>> Matthew Moulton: UNABOMBER SURPRISE A fitting presentation to those
>>>> most gifted with the Long Wind, they who have the unique talent of
>>>> saying in a million words that which could have been said in one.
>>>>
>>>> ThePsyko: BOLO BULLIS "FOAM DUCK" PRIZE The spoonerism for "dumb
>>>> fuck", for those who've lost more marbles than a Chinese Checker
>>>> factory will ever make. Given in form of reversed reverse-acclamation.
>>>>
>>>> BUZZARD: TAR & FEATHERS Reserved solely for the Terminally Clueless on
>>>> the net, those most highly incorrigible past all hope crusaders who in
>>>> another time and reality would've been tarred and feathered and ridden
>>>> out of town on a rail. Preferably one with a bridge out. Over a
>>>> canyon.
>>>>
>>>> -- Samaritan Awards --
>>>>
>>>> Terrence Cooter: GENE SPAFFORD "USENET SAMARITAN" AWARD Not counted as
>>>> a Kook award, but given to whoever shows the greatest helpfulness
>>>> towards Usenet in any given lifetime.
>>>>
>>>> Terrence Cooter: JIM NITCHALS "INTERNET SAMARITAN" AWARD The netwide
>>>> version of the Spaffie, named in memory of the man who showed the
>>>> civilized side of\ spamfighting.
>>>>
>>>> -- Memorial Awards --
>>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man: EARL GORDON CURLEY MEMORIAL AWARD Commonly referred to
>>>> as the Curley Award, it is used to commemorate those most emulative of
>>>> Earl Curley, a substance-abusing incoherent crook with delusions of
>>>> godhead with a penchant for censoring all possible opposing viewpoints
>>>> notwithstanding the highly strange ones he himself held. This once
>>>> proud KotM alumnus mastered in the art of sock puppetry, participated
>>>> in mildly amusing but mostly painful websites and had an unerring
>>>> ability towards self-destructive behavior to get back at his
>>>> opponents. It is called Curley's MEMORIAL Award because he is quite
>>>> literally very Dead, the end result of his exhilarting rise in
>>>> net.kookery. Or, as the newsmedia put it simply, "died suddenly". As
>>>> the only one who's gone this far above and beyond the call of
>>>> net.kookery, he deserves an award in his honor, for aspiring net.loons
>>>> everywhere.
>>>>
>>>> Sean Monaghan: GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD Given to
>>>> those brave, inspiring crusaders who will keep up a lost lunatic cause
>>>> despite all odds, even after the enemy has won, set up their own
>>>> superpower in their midst and are chugging Guinness in a Kook-free
>>>> world scenario.
>>>>
>>>> Matthew Moulton: KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL Named after the famed
>>>> South Park boy wonder, this medal is given to they who lose 5 or more
>>>> Internet accounts as a result of their net.kookery, but keep coming
>>>> back for more, to be killed off again and again and again.
>>>>
>>>> Woodchuck Bill: GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY For that which does the
>>>> greatest impression of Pickett's Charge in any given month.
>>>>
>>>> Matthew Moulton: DOUGLAS E. MACKALL MEMORIAL MACE Named for the dearly
>>>> departed denizen of AUK whose vision of net.loon-free Usenet posting
>>>> freedom helped make AUK the place it is today. Given to that which has
>>>> proven itself most worthy of being ignored by every ISP abuse
>>>> department on the face of the net.
>>>>
>>>> The anal pineapple was not on the list, but that nomination goes to
>>>> Pinku Sensei.
>>>>
>>>
>>>My name is ThePsyko and I approve of this psot.
>>
>>What did I just say?
>
>If I ain't on the lits, I'm with you on this one
>ratman...
>:-)

To not lits all antogonists is just bad form. Look at Joseph Bartlo.
Everytime he leaves someone of his enumerable lits o' haet, a
shitstorm of derision occurs, forcing him to counter with a lits o
haet.

But that is why they are called k00ks.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

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