Posted by Aratzio on 10/02/05 06:37

On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:

>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped, crossbred hag, and
>taxidermist, snarled:
>
>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>
>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless, guilt-ridden
>>> swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight tampon,
>>>>> and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous, inchoative
>>>>>>> piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts and polishes
>>>>>>> coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>> mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun runner,
>>>>>>>>>>>> stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a single
>>>>>>>>>>>> lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play more
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with vehemence
>>>>>>>>>> that no list posted in AUK is complete without a minimum of
>>>>>>>>>> one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do what
>>>>>>> Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>
>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>
>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>
>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>
>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>
>Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?

Typing lessons.

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