Posted by Aratzio on 10/02/05 06:48

On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:

>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning, stock-still cyst, and
>person who collects skins from roadkill, bitched:
>
>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>
>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped, crossbred
>>> hag, and taxidermist, snarled:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless, guilt-ridden
>>>>> swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight
>>>>>>> tampon, and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous, inchoative
>>>>>>>>> piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts and polishes
>>>>>>>>> coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> runner, stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> single lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play more
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with
>>>>>>>>>>>> vehemence that no list posted in AUK is complete without a
>>>>>>>>>>>> minimum of one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do what
>>>>>>>>> Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>
>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>
>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>
>> Typing lessons.
>
>Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your mind has already left.

I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.

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Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

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