Posted by Aratzio on 10/02/05 07:16

On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:57:58 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
double secret probation because:

>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:47:18 -0700,
>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>
>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>
>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:39:21 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>double secret probation because:
>>
>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:37:27 -0700,
>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>
>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>><nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped, crossbred hag, and
>>>>>taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless, guilt-ridden
>>>>>>> swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight tampon,
>>>>>>>>> and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous, inchoative
>>>>>>>>>>> piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts and polishes
>>>>>>>>>>> coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun runner,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a single
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with vehemence
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that no list posted in AUK is complete without a minimum of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do what
>>>>>>>>>>> Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>
>>>>>Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>
>>>>Typing lessons.
>>>
>>>to three fingers or four?
>>
>>12
>
>cheater. yer usin yer feet. fuckin monkey boi.

Feet?

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