Posted by dave hillstrom on 10/02/05 07:20

On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:16:58 -0700,
in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:

>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:44:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
><nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>
>>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the three-piece, psychosexual
>>blancmange, and mattress maker, chafed:
>>
>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>
>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning, stock-still cyst,
>>>> and person who collects skins from roadkill, bitched:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped, crossbred
>>>>>> hag, and taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless, guilt-ridden
>>>>>>>> swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight
>>>>>>>>>> tampon, and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous,
>>>>>>>>>>>> inchoative piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts and
>>>>>>>>>>>> polishes coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> runner, stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> single lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vehemence that no list posted in AUK is complete without a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> minimum of one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do what
>>>>>>>>>>>> Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>
>>>>> Typing lessons.
>>>>
>>>> Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your mind has already
>>>> left.
>>>
>>> I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.
>>
>>You don't need a mind for that.
>>
>><prepares trepanning hooks>
>
>Hooks? Duntcha needs a saw?

i have a sabre saw, a reciprocating saw, a circular saw, and a chainsaw.
take your pick. id recommend the small angle grinder, though.
--
dave hillstrom

Fly Cooters crack whore mom gets wet every time she thinks of goats.

the belgians are thieves.

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