Posted by The One True Rusty on 10/02/05 07:49

PREAMBLE:
Yes....I'm well-aware that due to my multiple kook awards my vote will most
likely be disqualified, but I feel the need to sound off by voting this
time.
After all, who better understands the true nature of kooks better than
myself?

"Sean Monaghan" <sean@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:xn0e7ytm33hw6o005@kookology.info...
> [forwarded, unaltered ballot]
>
>
> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook
>> awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>> Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> * you are a notorious net.kook
>> * you attempt to vote twice
>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>> * you vote for or against yourself
>> * you vote in a thread other than this one
>> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>> until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
>> next time the candidate might be you.
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>> -
>>
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Brad Guth
>> Fly Cooter
>> neither of the above
>>

Fly Cooter.
It's his time to shine.

>>
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>>
>> alt.astronomy saucerheads
>> Fly Cooter
>> Nunya Bidness
>> none of the above
>>

Fly Cooter.
Gay as hell, and just as clueless.

>>
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Don Ocean
>> Fly Cooter
>> NunYa Bidness
>> Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
>> none of the above
>>

Fly Cooter.

>>
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Sylvia Sullivan
>>

Yes.

>>
>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>
>> nightbat
>> Twonky
>> neither of the above
>>

Twonky.

>>
>> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
>> Raymond Ronald Karczewski
>> Sylvia Sullivan
>> none of the above
>>

The douchebag known as Raymond Ronald Karczewski.

>>
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist
>> Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
>> NunYa Bidness
>> Warhol
>> none of the above
>>

Abstain.
Should've been someone else....but I'm not allowed to nominate and nobody
else would.
I'll tell you, the person who should've won it has won it before....that
should be enough clue.

>>
>> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Gerald Newton
>>

Gerald Newton.

>>
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> David Tholen
>>

<AHNOLD Impression>
The Tholenator
</AHNOLD Impression>

>>
>> TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Fly Cooter
>>

Fly Cooter.
This is Fly Cooter's time in the spotlight.

>>
>> KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Uni
>>

I don't know who this person is, so I will abstain.

>>
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Fly Cooter
>>

Sure....why not....I can't think of an award Fly Cooter *doesn't* justly
deserve.

>>
>> PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Fly Cooter
>>

Fly Cooter.

>>
>> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Gerald Newton
>>

Gerald Newton.

>>
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Colonel Jake
>> Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
>> neither of the above
>>

Abstain (I don't know these guys).

>>
>> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Dore Williamson
>> Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
>> neither of the above
>>

Abstain....don't know these guys either.

>>
>> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Alan Connor
>> Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter
>> Moris, alias superglue
>> Uni
>> none of the above
>>

One likes the care bears, the other loves the cock: Fly Cooter & Onideous
Mad Hatter.

>>
>> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Gerald Newton
>> Vito Kuhn & fam.*
>> neither of the above
>>

Gerald Newton.

>>
>> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Gerald Newton
>> nightbat
>> Raymond Ronald Karczewski
>> none of the above
>>

Raymond Ronald Karczewski, the moronic fuck who calls himself "a Christ".
What a douchebag that ignorant prick really is.
Damn, I could go on and on about the faggot Raymond Ronald Karczewski who
thinks he can copyright his fucking name so people have to pay him to use
it.
Hey, Raymond, BITE ME.

>>
>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
>> Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
>> Uni, trained by Aratzio
>> none of the above
>>

Abstain.
I do not believe anyone trained either Chuck Lysaght or Joseph Bartlo, and I
don't know who Uni is.

>>
>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
>>
>> John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
>> Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder
>> Sylvia Sullivan
>>

Sylvia Sullivan.

>>
>> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
>> Gerald Newton
>> Kenneth R Pangborn
>>

Gerald Newton.

>>
>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix
>> Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton
>> Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
>> none of the above
>>

Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot.
Fucking brilliant.

>>
>> HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Archie Leach
>>

No.

>>
>> HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Art Deco
>>

No.

>>
>> HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Bob Officer
>>
>>

No.

>>
>> --
>> alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
>> http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
>
>
>
> --
> Sean Monaghan
> http://www.petitmorte.net/sean
> AUK Hammer of Thor - August 2005
> PSM Hook, Line & Sinker Award - March, July & August 2005
>



--
Rusty
www.rbwaters.com
eBay ID: huskydustyrusty

Usenet Awards Won:

Darth Bawl (shared office with Lurker Below
Tar & Feathers
Kook Kard Deck Seven of Clubs
Golden Killfile, August 2003
Clueless Newbie of the Month, April 2004
Kook of the Month, July 2004
Palmjob Paddle, August 2004
Palmjob Paddle, November 2004
Palmjob Paddle, December 2004
Coward of the Month, December 2004

Nominations:
Tony Sidaway Memorial Drama Queen Award
Ministry of Circle Jerks (several times nominated)
Tony Sidaway Memorial Drama Queen Award
Office of Village Idiot

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