Posted by Aratzio on 10/02/05 07:49

On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:32:03 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
double secret probation because:

>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:29:39 -0700,
>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>
>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>
>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:20:30 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>double secret probation because:
>>
>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:16:58 -0700,
>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>
>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:44:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>><nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the three-piece, psychosexual
>>>>>blancmange, and mattress maker, chafed:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning, stock-still cyst,
>>>>>>> and person who collects skins from roadkill, bitched:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped, crossbred
>>>>>>>>> hag, and taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless, guilt-ridden
>>>>>>>>>>> swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight
>>>>>>>>>>>>> tampon, and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inchoative piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> polishes coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> runner, stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> single lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vehemence that no list posted in AUK is complete without a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> minimum of one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Typing lessons.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your mind has already
>>>>>>> left.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.
>>>>>
>>>>>You don't need a mind for that.
>>>>>
>>>>><prepares trepanning hooks>
>>>>
>>>>Hooks? Duntcha needs a saw?
>>>
>>>i have a sabre saw, a reciprocating saw, a circular saw, and a chainsaw.
>>>take your pick. id recommend the small angle grinder, though.
>>
>>My chainsaw is bigger.
>>Stihl 090av with a 6 foot bar.
>
>you lie like a rug, boi. 6 foot bar. hah!

2', 4' and 6' bars. There may have been a two man 8/10 foot bar.

That looks like the 4' bar:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?C3C7257EB

I am the first of 3 generations that is not an Oregon Redneck
Lumberjack. I have 4 chainsaws in the garage, all 1970's vintage. One
Mac limbing saw. Stihl 031, 041 and 090. I doubt I can start the 090
without a lot of effort and maybe some ether. The 031 still runs like
a top. The 041 is balky.

Hrmm, now that I think of it my sisters BF has two of them. The Mac
and 031. Thanks for reminding me. Something I can harass him over.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

[Back to original message]