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Posted by dave hillstrom on 10/02/05 07:55
On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:40:14 -0700,
in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:30:56 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>double secret probation because:
>
>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:28:24 -0700,
>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>
>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>
>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:18:17 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>double secret probation because:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:16:05 -0700,
>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>
>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:57:58 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:47:18 -0700,
>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:39:21 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:37:27 -0700,
>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>><nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped, crossbred hag, and
>>>>>>>>>>taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless, guilt-ridden
>>>>>>>>>>>> swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight tampon,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous, inchoative
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts and polishes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun runner,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a single
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with vehemence
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that no list posted in AUK is complete without a minimum of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Typing lessons.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>to three fingers or four?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>12
>>>>>>
>>>>>>cheater. yer usin yer feet. fuckin monkey boi.
>>>>>
>>>>>Feet?
>>>>
>>>>mountain mutant, then.
>>>
>>>Really long ears and I can wiggle them.
>>
>>definitely a mountain mutant.
>
>Oh come one, there were elephant, bunny and tem australian hoppy
>things to which you could have alluded.
yes, i COULD have. but occams razor says your dad and your sister are your
parents.
--
dave hillstrom
Fly Cooters crack whore mom gets wet every time she thinks of goats.
the belgians are thieves.
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