Posted by dave hillstrom on 10/02/05 07:58

On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:49:27 -0700,
in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:

>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:32:03 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>double secret probation because:
>
>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:29:39 -0700,
>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>
>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>
>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:20:30 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>double secret probation because:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:16:58 -0700,
>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>
>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:44:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>><nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the three-piece, psychosexual
>>>>>>blancmange, and mattress maker, chafed:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning, stock-still cyst,
>>>>>>>> and person who collects skins from roadkill, bitched:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped, crossbred
>>>>>>>>>> hag, and taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless, guilt-ridden
>>>>>>>>>>>> swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tampon, and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inchoative piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> polishes coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> runner, stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> single lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vehemence that no list posted in AUK is complete without a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> minimum of one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Typing lessons.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your mind has already
>>>>>>>> left.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You don't need a mind for that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>><prepares trepanning hooks>
>>>>>
>>>>>Hooks? Duntcha needs a saw?
>>>>
>>>>i have a sabre saw, a reciprocating saw, a circular saw, and a chainsaw.
>>>>take your pick. id recommend the small angle grinder, though.
>>>
>>>My chainsaw is bigger.
>>>Stihl 090av with a 6 foot bar.
>>
>>you lie like a rug, boi. 6 foot bar. hah!
>
>2', 4' and 6' bars. There may have been a two man 8/10 foot bar.
>
>That looks like the 4' bar:
>http://makeashorterlink.com/?C3C7257EB
>
>I am the first of 3 generations that is not an Oregon Redneck
>Lumberjack. I have 4 chainsaws in the garage, all 1970's vintage. One
>Mac limbing saw. Stihl 031, 041 and 090. I doubt I can start the 090
>without a lot of effort and maybe some ether. The 031 still runs like
>a top. The 041 is balky.
>
>Hrmm, now that I think of it my sisters BF has two of them. The Mac
>and 031. Thanks for reminding me. Something I can harass him over.

i stand (sit) corrected. you beat my chainsaws hands down.

mine is a dinky wannabe poulan 16" thing that needs engine cleaning everty
4 or 5 hours of use. but its the perfect size for pruning humans.
--
dave hillstrom

Fly Cooters crack whore mom gets wet every time she thinks of goats.

the belgians are thieves.

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