Posted by Aratzio on 10/02/05 08:04

On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:55:19 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
double secret probation because:

>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:40:14 -0700,
>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>
>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>
>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:30:56 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>double secret probation because:
>>
>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:28:24 -0700,
>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>
>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:18:17 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:16:05 -0700,
>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>
>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:57:58 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:47:18 -0700,
>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:39:21 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:37:27 -0700,
>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>><nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped, crossbred hag, and
>>>>>>>>>>>taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless, guilt-ridden
>>>>>>>>>>>>> swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight tampon,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous, inchoative
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts and polishes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun runner,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a single
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with vehemence
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that no list posted in AUK is complete without a minimum of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Typing lessons.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>to three fingers or four?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>12
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>cheater. yer usin yer feet. fuckin monkey boi.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Feet?
>>>>>
>>>>>mountain mutant, then.
>>>>
>>>>Really long ears and I can wiggle them.
>>>
>>>definitely a mountain mutant.
>>
>>Oh come one, there were elephant, bunny and tem australian hoppy
>>things to which you could have alluded.
>
>yes, i COULD have. but occams razor says your dad and your sister are your
>parents.

Wow, since they are younger (the sisters) I should be famous and be
making millions being a poster child for the mental anguish of men who
are the sons of their younger sisters.


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Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

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