Posted by Aratzio on 10/02/05 08:19

On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:08:37 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
double secret probation because:

>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 22:04:25 -0700,
>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>
>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>
>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:55:19 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>double secret probation because:
>>
>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:40:14 -0700,
>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>
>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:30:56 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:28:24 -0700,
>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>
>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:18:17 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:16:05 -0700,
>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:57:58 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:47:18 -0700,
>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:39:21 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:37:27 -0700,
>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>><nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped, crossbred hag, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless, guilt-ridden
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight tampon,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous, inchoative
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts and polishes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun runner,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a single
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with vehemence
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that no list posted in AUK is complete without a minimum of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Typing lessons.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>to three fingers or four?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>12
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>cheater. yer usin yer feet. fuckin monkey boi.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Feet?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>mountain mutant, then.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Really long ears and I can wiggle them.
>>>>>
>>>>>definitely a mountain mutant.
>>>>
>>>>Oh come one, there were elephant, bunny and tem australian hoppy
>>>>things to which you could have alluded.
>>>
>>>yes, i COULD have. but occams razor says your dad and your sister are your
>>>parents.
>>
>>Wow, since they are younger (the sisters) I should be famous and be
>>making millions being a poster child for the mental anguish of men who
>>are the sons of their younger sisters.
>
>hell, it could even be one of your grandparents and a "parent". <giggle>
>
>12 digit/earpoint boi.

Did I mention the tail?

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Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

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