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Posted by Aratzio on 10/02/05 08:20

On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:59:10 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:

>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the knackered, legless jizz-mopper, and
>administrative worker, peeped:
>
>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:26:19 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>
>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the foul, subaqueous mechanic,
>>> and well digger, affirmed:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:44:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the three-piece, psychosexual
>>>>> blancmange, and mattress maker, chafed:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning, stock-still
>>>>>>> cyst, and person who collects skins from roadkill, bitched:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped,
>>>>>>>>> crossbred hag, and taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless,
>>>>>>>>>>> guilt-ridden swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight
>>>>>>>>>>>>> tampon, and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inchoative piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and polishes coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gun runner, stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> single lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vehemence that no list posted in AUK is complete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> without a minimum of one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Typing lessons.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your mind has
>>>>>>> already left.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.
>>>>>
>>>>> You don't need a mind for that.
>>>>>
>>>>> <prepares trepanning hooks>
>>>>
>>>> Hooks? Duntcha needs a saw?
>>>
>>> No. I do it the same way as it was done by the ancient Egyptians.
>>> Only charlatans and quacks use drills, saws, trephines and hammers.
>>> I distract your attention with my right hand and shove the
>>> trepanning hook up your nostril with the left, give it a quick
>>> half-twist and pull it back out; with your unravelling brain
>>> attached. Then everyone starts laughing at your deepest thoughts and
>>> secrets.
>>
>> Wait, I have deep thoughts? Where?
>
>No, no, no. I wrote "deepest thoughts". Your deepest thoughts can still be
>shallow.

FUCK, I alreay stuck a pencil in my ear so I could root some of them
bastards out.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

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