Posted by dave hillstrom on 10/02/05 08:19

On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 22:19:07 -0700,
in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:

>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:07:31 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>double secret probation because:
>
>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 22:04:25 -0700,
>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>
>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>
>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:55:19 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>double secret probation because:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:40:14 -0700,
>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>
>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:30:56 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:28:24 -0700,
>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:18:17 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:16:05 -0700,
>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:57:58 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:47:18 -0700,
>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:39:21 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:37:27 -0700,
>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>><nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped, crossbred hag, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless, guilt-ridden
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight tampon,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous, inchoative
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts and polishes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun runner,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a single
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with vehemence
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that no list posted in AUK is complete without a minimum of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Typing lessons.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>to three fingers or four?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>12
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>cheater. yer usin yer feet. fuckin monkey boi.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Feet?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>mountain mutant, then.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Really long ears and I can wiggle them.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>definitely a mountain mutant.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh come one, there were elephant, bunny and tem australian hoppy
>>>>>things to which you could have alluded.
>>>>
>>>>yes, i COULD have. but occams razor says your dad and your sister are your
>>>>parents.
>>>
>>>Wow, since they are younger (the sisters) I should be famous and be
>>>making millions being a poster child for the mental anguish of men who
>>>are the sons of their younger sisters.
>>
>>well, it could have been a 1st cousin or dads sister, too. mheh. <smep>
>
>Damn, here I was hoping to be an overnight sensation. I would have
>needed a manager and you as the person who discovered me would have
>been high on the list. But now you blew it. No money coming in. No job
>prospects. Nothing. You have ruined my life and I will have to hunt
>you down and have my cat use that raspy tongue it has to slowly flay
>every piece of skin off your worthless body.

you just want to watch me being licked. admit it!

<tickle>
--
dave hillstrom

Fly Cooters crack whore mom gets wet every time she thinks of goats.

the belgians are thieves.

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