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Posted by dave hillstrom on 10/02/05 08:42
On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 22:34:07 -0700,
in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:21:50 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>double secret probation because:
>
>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 22:19:47 -0700,
>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>
>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>
>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:08:37 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>double secret probation because:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 22:04:25 -0700,
>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>
>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:55:19 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:40:14 -0700,
>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:30:56 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:28:24 -0700,
>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:18:17 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:16:05 -0700,
>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:57:58 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:47:18 -0700,
>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:39:21 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:37:27 -0700,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped, crossbred hag, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless, guilt-ridden
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight tampon,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous, inchoative
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts and polishes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun runner,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a single
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with vehemence
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that no list posted in AUK is complete without a minimum of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Typing lessons.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to three fingers or four?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>12
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>cheater. yer usin yer feet. fuckin monkey boi.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Feet?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>mountain mutant, then.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Really long ears and I can wiggle them.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>definitely a mountain mutant.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Oh come one, there were elephant, bunny and tem australian hoppy
>>>>>>>things to which you could have alluded.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>yes, i COULD have. but occams razor says your dad and your sister are your
>>>>>>parents.
>>>>>
>>>>>Wow, since they are younger (the sisters) I should be famous and be
>>>>>making millions being a poster child for the mental anguish of men who
>>>>>are the sons of their younger sisters.
>>>>
>>>>hell, it could even be one of your grandparents and a "parent". <giggle>
>>>>
>>>>12 digit/earpoint boi.
>>>
>>>Did I mention the tail?
>>
>>hah! mountain mutant and PROUD!
>
>Well at least I do not have a horn like my sister.
um, where, exactly, is this "horn" located on your sister, hmmm?
--
dave hillstrom
Fly Cooters crack whore mom gets wet every time she thinks of goats.
the belgians are thieves.
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