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Posted by Steve Leyland on 10/02/05 10:19
Hello Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger, Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home?
: "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
: in message news:dhnp6l$fu$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...
:: Hello Sean Monaghan, Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can
:: hear me. Is there anyone at home?
::
::: [forwarded, unaltered ballot]
:::
:::
::: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
:::
:::: Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook
:::: awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified,
:::: mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at
:::: the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
::::
:::: * you are a notorious net.kook
:::: * you attempt to vote twice
:::: * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
:::: * you vote for or against yourself
:::: * you vote in a thread other than this one
:::: * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
:::: AUK
:::: * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
:::: * you have officially been declared non-existent
::::
:::: Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
:::: until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote
:::: wisely; next time the candidate might be you.
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:::: - - -
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:::: KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
::::
:::: Brad Guth
:::: Fly Cooter
:::: neither of the above
::
:: Fly Cooter
::
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:::: CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
::::
:::: alt.astronomy saucerheads
:::: Fly Cooter
:::: Nunya Bidness
:::: none of the above
::
:: Fly Cooter
::::
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:::: COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
::::
:::: Don Ocean
:::: Fly Cooter
:::: NunYa Bidness
:::: Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
:::: none of the above
::
:: Fly Cooter
::::
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:::: GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)
::::
:::: Sylvia Sullivan
::
:: yes
::::
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:::: VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
::::
:::: nightbat
:::: Twonky
:::: neither of the above
::::
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:::: BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
::::
:::: Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
:::: Raymond Ronald Karczewski
:::: Sylvia Sullivan
:::: none of the above
::
:: Sylvia
::::
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:::: BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
::::
:::: Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist
:::: Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
:::: NunYa Bidness
:::: Warhol
:::: none of the above
::
:: Nunya
::::
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:::: BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)
::::
:::: Gerald Newton
::::
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:::: UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)
::::
:::: David Tholen
::::
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:::: TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)
::::
:::: Fly Cooter
::
:: yes
::::
::::
:::: KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.)
::::
:::: Uni
::
:: yes
::::
::::
:::: GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)
::::
:::: Fly Cooter
::
:: yes
::::
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:::: PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
::::
:::: Fly Cooter
::
:: yes
::::
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:::: ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)
::::
:::: Gerald Newton
::::
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:::: GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
::::
:::: Colonel Jake
:::: Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
:::: neither of the above
::::
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:::: 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
::::
:::: Dore Williamson
:::: Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
:::: neither of the above
::::
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:::: JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
::::
:::: Alan Connor
:::: Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter
:::: Moris, alias superglue
:::: Uni
:::: none of the above
::
:: unitard
::::
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:::: SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)
::::
:::: Gerald Newton
:::: Vito Kuhn & fam.*
:::: neither of the above
::::
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:::: TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
::::
:::: Gerald Newton
:::: nightbat
:::: Raymond Ronald Karczewski
:::: none of the above
::::
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:::: BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
::::
:::: Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
:::: Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
:::: Uni, trained by Aratzio
:::: none of the above
::
:: unitard
::::
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:::: OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
::::
:::: John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
:::: Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder
:::: Sylvia Sullivan
::
:: john bunt
::::
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:::: OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
::::
:::: Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
:::: Gerald Newton
:::: Kenneth R Pangborn
::
:: chuckles
::::
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:::: PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
::::
:::: Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix
:::: Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton
:::: Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
:::: none of the above
::
:: gary
::::
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:::: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
::::
:::: Archie Leach
::::
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:::: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
::::
:::: Art Deco
::::
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:::: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
::::
:::: Bob Officer
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:::: --
:::: alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
:::: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
::
:: --
:: Steve Leyland
:: mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
:: flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
:: em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
:: Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
:: http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
::
:: =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
:
: fuck meow army.
I am now forced to ponder how I can possibly reply to such a well
thought out and excellently composed critique of my signature file.
an intellectual and sharp wit like yourself is clearly not one to be
trifled with.
competing with such mastery of the english language is going to be very
difficult for me to accomplish without seeming unworthy.
I can but hope in my wildest dreams that one fine day you will agree to
be my mentor and teach me something of the wisdom you so clearly
possess.
:
::
:: Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager number.
::
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:: "My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are
:: the lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried
:: unsuccessfully in the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best
:: medicine is to completely ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see,
:: they're most intelligent response is to yell nasty names. Other than
:: that, they have nothing."
::
:: JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
::
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:: "Warning to all:
:: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
:: muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
:: UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
::
:: Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
::
======================================================================
:: "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
:: post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
:: Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
:: dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless,
:: flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald,
:: hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling,
:: buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive,
:: mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important,
:: arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a
:: despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing
:: his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green
:: rivulets."
::
:: Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
::
======================================================================
:: "I went to the Garden of Love,
:: And saw what I never had seen;
:: A Chapel was built in the midst,
:: Where I used to play on the green.
::
:: And the gates of this Chapel were shut
:: And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
:: So I turned to the Garden of Love
:: That so many sweet flowers bore.
::
:: And I saw it was filled with graves,
:: And tombstones where flowers should be;
:: And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
:: And binding with briars my joys and desires."
::
:: William Blake.
::
======================================================================
:: "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
:: of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
:: deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known
:: as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
::
:: Native American prophecy
::
::
:: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
:: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
:: |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
:: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
:: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
:: (,_..----''' (,..--''
::
:: Meow
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
You cannot do wrong without suffering wrong. - Ralph Waldo
Emerson
======================================================================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."
JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''
Meow
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