Posted by PJR on 10/02/05 12:33

On 1 Oct 2005 23:17:48 -0700, Pinku-Sensei <DarkSumomo@netscape.net>
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

> Aratzio wrote:
>> On Sat, 1 Oct 2005 22:56:22 -0500, "Jack Gillen"
>> <jgillen@centurytel.net> got double secret probation because:
>>
>>> "Terrence Cooter" <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> wrote in message
>>> news:433f4fea@usenet.zapto.org...
>>>
>>> <nutbucketry purged>
>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Dore Williamson
>>>>>> Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
>>>>>> Jack Gillen X
>>>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> *Ding*! It's my first ding, everybody!!!!
>>
>> This looks to be a Usenet Valhalla point. Keep track of them and at
>> ten you get a Ten Gallon Sombrer0.
>
> Let's see if I qualify.
>
>> 1. Fake Ko0k Awards/Nominations.
>
> Flyboi

It's been a while since anybody posted a fake ballot and fake results.
Kooks these days are lazy.

>> 2. Lits O'haet (web shites count too)
>
>> From recogized kooks:
>
> Steve "Bowtie" Young
> David Tholen
> Brad Guth
> Sylvia Sullivan
> Flyboi
> Joseph Bartlo
> Gerald Newton
> Jason "JJayBoyd" Plawner (although he's a feeble lits maker)
>
>> From unrecognized kooks (these generally use my legal name, not my nym
> here on AUK, although Catherine is being trained to include
> "Pinku-sensei"):
>
> Catherine Burr (I've been on her litses since 2001)
> Gillian "Galaxy Fraulein Bad Karma" Von Karmann

Burr is definitely a kook. I want to know more about Karmann.

>> 3. Leaky Killfilters
>
> The kooks on RAMD don't claim to have me killfiled.
>
>> 4. Fan Boi newsfroups (fuck off PJR & Dowap)
>
> Nope.

Where is Biffie the Snuhtard when we need him?

>> Prolly more
>
> Insults and flames from the following recognized kooks:
>
> Ken Pangborn*
> Tom Bishop*
> Lightwing*
> Charles Bohne
> Barbara Schartz
> Colonel Jake*
>
> *There might be a lits or two buried in here, somewhere.

Insults and flames don't count, but RL threats do.

> Looks like I'm just one point short of a 10-gallon sombrero unless
> Catherine Burr and/or Gillian Von Karmann's litsing of me is counted or
> there is a lits buried among the general insults from kooks.

Burr counts. Wear teh s0mbrer0 with pride!

> How about being appointed an Official Overseer? Would that count for a
> UV point?

No, that's a *compliment*.


PJR :-)
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