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Posted by Aratzio on 10/02/05 18:27

On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:43:14 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:

>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the idle-headed, self-produced habitual
>criminal, and cash and credit card clerk, produced:
>
>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:11:20 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>
>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the deprived, three-way ape
>>> crotch, and truant officer, indicted:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:59:10 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the knackered, legless
>>>>> jizz-mopper, and administrative worker, peeped:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:26:19 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the foul, subaqueous
>>>>>>> mechanic, and well digger, affirmed:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:44:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the three-piece,
>>>>>>>>> psychosexual blancmange, and mattress maker, chafed:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning, stock-still
>>>>>>>>>>> cyst, and person who collects skins from roadkill, bitched:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> crossbred hag, and taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> guilt-ridden swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overweight tampon, and gatherer of heather for cheap
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inchoative piece of dog excrement, and person who
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cuts and polishes coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> infectious, testicle-shitting hog sucker, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the overblown,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> runner, stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in a single lits o' haet. You must be feeling
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> play more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with vehemence that no list posted in AUK is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> complete without a minimum of one entry including
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Typing lessons.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your mind has
>>>>>>>>>>> already left.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You don't need a mind for that.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <prepares trepanning hooks>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hooks? Duntcha needs a saw?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No. I do it the same way as it was done by the ancient Egyptians.
>>>>>>> Only charlatans and quacks use drills, saws, trephines and
>>>>>>> hammers. I distract your attention with my right hand and shove
>>>>>>> the trepanning hook up your nostril with the left, give it a
>>>>>>> quick half-twist and pull it back out; with your unravelling
>>>>>>> brain attached. Then everyone starts laughing at your deepest
>>>>>>> thoughts and secrets.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Wait, I have deep thoughts? Where?
>>>>>
>>>>> No, no, no. I wrote "deepest thoughts". Your deepest thoughts can
>>>>> still be shallow.
>>>>
>>>> FUCK, I alreay stuck a pencil in my ear so I could root some of them
>>>> bastards out.
>>>
>>> Oh. I don't want damaged goods.
>>
>> *boggles*
>> Why in ghod's green earth are you imagining I am anything other?
>
>I didn't. I was hoping to cut the thread dead.

Thread dropping cowardce?

>
>> I grew up in California (Bay Area) and was a teenager in the
>> 60's/70's...
>
>So you don't trust a fart then?

I am that fart now. But I was not quite long haired hippy type until
my 20's. Military did dot think a pony tail was a good style for me.


--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

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