Posted by Aratzio on 10/02/05 18:46

On Sun, 2 Oct 2005 01:40:32 -0500, "Jack Gillen"
<jgillen@centurytel.net> got double secret probation because:

>"Pinku-Sensei" <DarkSumomo@netscape.net> wrote in message
>news:1128233868.673265.43920@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Sat, 1 Oct 2005 22:56:22 -0500, "Jack Gillen"
>>> <jgillen@centurytel.net> got double secret probation because:
>>>
>>> >"Terrence Cooter" <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> wrote in message
>>> >news:433f4fea@usenet.zapto.org...
>>> >
>>> ><nutbucketry purged>
>>> >
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> Dore Williamson
>>> >>>> Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
>>> >>>> Jack Gillen X
>>> >>>>
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >*Ding*! It's my first ding, everybody!!!!
>>>
>>> This looks to be a Usenet Valhalla point. Keep track of them and at
>>> ten you get a Ten Gallon Sombrer0.
>>
>> Let's see if I qualify.
>>
>>> 1. Fake Ko0k Awards/Nominations.
>>
>> Flyboi
>>
>>> 2. Lits O'haet (web shites count too)
>>
>>>From recogized kooks:
>>
>> Steve "Bowtie" Young
>> David Tholen
>> Brad Guth
>> Sylvia Sullivan
>> Flyboi
>> Joseph Bartlo
>> Gerald Newton
>> Jason "JJayBoyd" Plawner (although he's a feeble lits maker)
>>
>>>From unrecognized kooks (these generally use my legal name, not my nym
>> here on AUK, although Catherine is being trained to include
>> "Pinku-sensei"):
>>
>> Catherine Burr (I've been on her litses since 2001)
>> Gillian "Galaxy Fraulein Bad Karma" Von Karmann
>>
>>> 3. Leaky Killfilters
>>
>> The kooks on RAMD don't claim to have me killfiled.
>>
>>> 4. Fan Boi newsfroups (fuck off PJR & Dowap)
>>
>> Nope.
>>
>>> Prolly more
>>
>> Insults and flames from the following recognized kooks:
>>
>> Ken Pangborn*
>> Tom Bishop*
>> Lightwing*
>> Charles Bohne
>> Barbara Schartz
>> Colonel Jake*
>>
>> *There might be a lits or two buried in here, somewhere.
>
>Joey made some litses a couple of times, and included you, me, Sean Monaghan
>and a couple of others, I think. But they were before his recent stunning
>successes in the field of Goofy Azzed Baboonery, so I'm not sure if these
>litses qualify me for any more UV points. I might look for them later, too
>late tonight.

Multiple lits for the same thing (See Bartlo, Joseph or Tholen, David)
count as one UV point.

Multiple lits from the same kook must be for substantially different
reasons to gasrner individual UV points.

It is best to be on as many lits as possible. This requires much
effort and wide ranging poking of k0oks with pointy stick. Sometimes
training of k0oks is required.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

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