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Posted by Pinku-Sensei on 10/02/05 20:56
PJR wrote:
> On 1 Oct 2005 23:17:48 -0700, Pinku-Sensei <DarkSumomo@netscape.net>
> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
> > Aratzio wrote:
> >> On Sat, 1 Oct 2005 22:56:22 -0500, "Jack Gillen"
> >> <jgillen@centurytel.net> got double secret probation because:
> >>
> >>> "Terrence Cooter" <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> wrote in message
> >>> news:433f4fea@usenet.zapto.org...
> >>>
> >>> <nutbucketry purged>
> >>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Dore Williamson
> >>>>>> Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
> >>>>>> Jack Gillen X
> >>>>>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> *Ding*! It's my first ding, everybody!!!!
> >>
> >> This looks to be a Usenet Valhalla point. Keep track of them and at
> >> ten you get a Ten Gallon Sombrer0.
> >
> > Let's see if I qualify.
> >
> >> 1. Fake Ko0k Awards/Nominations.
> >
> > Flyboi
>
> It's been a while since anybody posted a fake ballot and fake results.
Bowtie posted a fake ballot, but he never followed through on fake
results. Instead, he issued a YHBT missive less than a week in. The
man suffers from premature ejaculation.
> Kooks these days are lazy.
>
> >> 2. Lits O'haet (web shites count too)
> >
> >> From recogized kooks:
> >
> > Steve "Bowtie" Young
> > David Tholen
> > Brad Guth
> > Sylvia Sullivan
> > Flyboi
> > Joseph Bartlo
> > Gerald Newton
> > Jason "JJayBoyd" Plawner (although he's a feeble lits maker)
Add Colonel Jake to this lits (Thanks, Jack!)
> >> From unrecognized kooks (these generally use my legal name, not my nym
> > here on AUK, although Catherine is being trained to include
> > "Pinku-sensei"):
> >
> > Catherine Burr (I've been on her litses since 2001)
> > Gillian "Galaxy Fraulein Bad Karma" Von Karmann
>
> Burr is definitely a kook.
Now the question is what award fits her best. Still want me to forward
more of her screed and copy-and-paste jobs?
> I want to know more about Karmann.
Gillian Von Karmann, AKA Galaxy Fraulein Bad Karma, is a k00k and troll
on the anime newsgroups (rec.arts.anime.misc, rec.arts.anime.creative,
rec.arts.anime.fandom, japan.anime.evangelion, alt.fan.sailor-moon,
alt.fan.bubblegum-crisis, and alt.fan.utena, among others). She also
was a regular on the Final Fantasy Mailing List until the moderator
booted her off; she still bears a grudge against him. She's been an
irritant on the anime groups for years. A Google Groups search of her
name shows that she first posted to the anime groups in 2002, on
alt.fan.sailor-moon, where she posted a Bubblegum Crisis-Sailor Moon
crossover lemon (an erotic fanfiction). Clicking on the "Find messages
by this author" link shows that she (if Gillian is a she; I just assume
so) first posted from that address in 2000 to
comp.os.ms-windows.win95.misc using the CNet help function, as
"gillian". Also, when I flamed her on raam in April and called her
"GFBK" she responded in May and post-edited her response to say
"Gillian-sama" (Lady Gillian). So she may morph to avoid killfiles,
but she's pretty consistent about who she says she is, when she wants
to.
Her usual pattern of posting is to appear on the anime groups to spew
anti-American flames (she lives in Brazil, although she has used
Australian, British, and Mexican as well as Brazilian Yahoo! accounts),
denigrate the intelligence of American anime fans, snipe at her
perceived adversaries, post a lits o' haet (usually a roster of people
on the anime groups that seem to have power and have pissed her off),
then disappear for a month or two, only to morph and repeat the cycle.
Last cycle, she did something a little different. She posted p0rn
spam--"Vaginal Anatomy of the best Virtual Babes"--to the anime groups.
She's annoying, but not very disruptive, as the regulars on the anime
groups have learned to laugh at her.
The troll of hers that succeeded most spectacularly was a lits o'haet
crossposted to rec.arts.anime.misc, rec.arts.anime.fandom,
alt.fan.utena, alt.fan.sailor-moon, and japan.anime.evangelion in
December 2003. A regular of demon.local (most likely Elf Snowmega)
noticed the incipient flamewar and crossposted it to demon.local.
Another d.l. regular added uk.local.yorkshire to the groups line. The
resulting flamewar yielded ~100 posts in 3 days, most of which was the
doing of the demon.local trolls taking advantage of an opportunity, not
GFBK doing anything to push it along. The demon.local trolls won the
Pierre Salinger HL&S in June 2004 and I can see why.
The only good thing about her is that she's not very prolific. She
makes about a dozen posts and then disappears. That makes it difficult
to present her to AUK, although I've done it once.
Is that sufficient for you?
> >> 3. Leaky Killfilters
> >
> > The kooks on RAMD don't claim to have me killfiled.
> >
> >> 4. Fan Boi newsfroups (fuck off PJR & Dowap)
> >
> > Nope.
>
> Where is Biffie the Snuhtard when we need him?
>
> >> Prolly more
> >
> > Insults and flames from the following recognized kooks:
> >
> > Ken Pangborn*
> > Tom Bishop*
> > Lightwing*
> > Charles Bohne
> > Barbara Schartz
> > Colonel Jake*
> >
> > *There might be a lits or two buried in here, somewhere.
>
> Insults and flames don't count, but RL threats do.
Heh, I've been getting those from the kooks on RAMD for years.
> > Looks like I'm just one point short of a 10-gallon sombrero unless
> > Catherine Burr and/or Gillian Von Karmann's litsing of me is counted or
> > there is a lits buried among the general insults from kooks.
>
> Burr counts. Wear teh s0mbrer0 with pride!
Ole!
> > How about being appointed an Official Overseer? Would that count for a
> > UV point?
>
> No, that's a *compliment*.
*grin*
Just like being on a Kali Hottie List is.
--
Pinku-Sensei AKA Stinku Bruce
Official Overseer of Kooks in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
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