Posted by Sycho on 10/02/05 22:58

Today Crawdad@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin) opened a dead sea
scroll and found these words written therein..

>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 16:59:21 GMT, ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com
>(Sycho) wrote:
>
>>Today Terrence Cooter <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> opened a dead
>>sea scroll and found these words written therein..
>>
>>
>>>Sycho: GOLDEN KILLFILE Given to the most killfile worthy net.kooks on the face
>>>of Usenet. This award recognizes exceptional killfilable merit; if you are
>>>unworthy enough to be ignored by everyone on the face of the earth, you are
>>>eligible for this award.
>>
>>I'd like to thank your mom for that awesome toothless blow job.. But
>>remind her that the next time she better swallow and jiggle my balls a
>>bit more. I'd like to thank all the little people I stepped on, which
>>includes you, sparky. *sniff* I'd like to think my manager, Flopsy.
>>Without the support and vote of confidence I wouldn't have made it
>>this far. I wanna thank all those people out there that I've spnaked.
>>You and your ilk made me what I am today.. An asshole. :D
>
>Awww....
>You're just misunderstood Bro.
>:-)

*sniff* I know, bro. I don't get it. I mean, I go way the hell outta
my way to be an asshole and that's the thanks I get?? What's a lunatic
gotta do to get props these days? Maybe I gotta be lazy, have more
than one chin and gorge on Cheese Curls? Maybe I need to start up a
Brotherhood of Usenet Assholes? (tinbua) lmao
--
I posted on Usenet and all I got was this lousy sig!

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