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Posted by Aratzio on 10/03/05 01:57
On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 02:53:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the stupendous, insectivorous clotpole,
>and choir master, tooted:
>
>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:43:14 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>
>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the idle-headed, self-produced
>>> habitual criminal, and cash and credit card clerk, produced:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:11:20 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the deprived, three-way ape
>>>>> crotch, and truant officer, indicted:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:59:10 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the knackered, legless
>>>>>>> jizz-mopper, and administrative worker, peeped:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:26:19 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the foul, subaqueous
>>>>>>>>> mechanic, and well digger, affirmed:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:44:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the three-piece,
>>>>>>>>>>> psychosexual blancmange, and mattress maker, chafed:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> stock-still cyst, and person who collects skins from
>>>>>>>>>>>>> roadkill, bitched:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> crossbred hag, and taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> guilt-ridden swamp-donkey, and debt collector,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overweight tampon, and gatherer of heather for cheap
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ossiferous, inchoative piece of dog excrement, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> person who cuts and polishes coprolites for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> infectious, testicle-shitting hog sucker, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and gun runner, stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> times in a single lits o' haet. You must be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to play more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with vehemence that no list posted in AUK is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> complete without a minimum of one entry
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do what Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Typing lessons.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your mind has
>>>>>>>>>>>>> already left.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You don't need a mind for that.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <prepares trepanning hooks>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Hooks? Duntcha needs a saw?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No. I do it the same way as it was done by the ancient
>>>>>>>>> Egyptians. Only charlatans and quacks use drills, saws,
>>>>>>>>> trephines and hammers. I distract your attention with my right
>>>>>>>>> hand and shove the trepanning hook up your nostril with the
>>>>>>>>> left, give it a quick half-twist and pull it back out; with
>>>>>>>>> your unravelling brain attached. Then everyone starts laughing
>>>>>>>>> at your deepest thoughts and secrets.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Wait, I have deep thoughts? Where?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No, no, no. I wrote "deepest thoughts". Your deepest thoughts can
>>>>>>> still be shallow.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> FUCK, I alreay stuck a pencil in my ear so I could root some of
>>>>>> them bastards out.
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh. I don't want damaged goods.
>>>>
>>>> *boggles*
>>>> Why in ghod's green earth are you imagining I am anything other?
>>>
>>> I didn't. I was hoping to cut the thread dead.
>>
>> Thread dropping cowardce?
>
>No. I needed to piss.
That took a while.
>
>>>> I grew up in California (Bay Area) and was a teenager in the
>>>> 60's/70's...
>>>
>>> So you don't trust a fart then?
>>
>> I am that fart now. But I was not quite long haired hippy type until
>> my 20's. Military did dot think a pony tail was a good style for me.
>
>What about all the other tawdry accoutrements? Earrings, bangles, makeup?
Only the latter and it had to be subdued.
--
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
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