Posted by Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger on 10/03/05 04:37

"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
news:c8bc58adaa704593b94e396b662fb7b9@alt.sex.ads.bikini.burger...
> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the haggard, retarded malt-worm, and
> keeper of starlings, puffed:
>
> > On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 02:53:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> > <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
> >
> >> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the stupendous, insectivorous
> >> clotpole, and choir master, tooted:
> >>
> >>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:43:14 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
> >>>
> >>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the idle-headed, self-produced
> >>>> habitual criminal, and cash and credit card clerk, produced:
> >>>>
> >>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:11:20 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the deprived, three-way ape
> >>>>>> crotch, and truant officer, indicted:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:59:10 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
> >>>>>>> because:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the knackered, legless
> >>>>>>>> jizz-mopper, and administrative worker, peeped:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:26:19 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
> >>>>>>>>> because:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the foul, subaqueous
> >>>>>>>>>> mechanic, and well digger, affirmed:
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:44:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
> >>>>>>>>>>> because:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the three-piece,
> >>>>>>>>>>>> psychosexual blancmange, and mattress maker, chafed:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> stock-still cyst, and person who collects skins from
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> roadkill, bitched:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> crossbred hag, and taxidermist, snarled:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> guilt-ridden swamp-donkey, and debt collector,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> meandered:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overweight tampon, and gatherer of heather for
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cheap fuel, rapped:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ossiferous, inchoative piece of dog excrement,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and person who cuts and polishes coprolites for
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jewellery, pleaded:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> infectious, testicle-shitting hog sucker, and
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ivory dealer, tinkled:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> contribution to mankind by stating in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and gun runner, stammered:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> times in a single lits o' haet. You must be
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feeling pain, slaptoy.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to play more
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with vehemence that no list posted in AUK is
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> complete without a minimum of one entry
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> including me.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> un-official.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not do what Cootertard did and make your own?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Typing lessons.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your mind
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> has already left.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> You don't need a mind for that.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> <prepares trepanning hooks>
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Hooks? Duntcha needs a saw?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> No. I do it the same way as it was done by the ancient
> >>>>>>>>>> Egyptians. Only charlatans and quacks use drills, saws,
> >>>>>>>>>> trephines and hammers. I distract your attention with my
> >>>>>>>>>> right hand and shove the trepanning hook up your nostril
> >>>>>>>>>> with the left, give it a quick half-twist and pull it back
> >>>>>>>>>> out; with your unravelling brain attached. Then everyone
> >>>>>>>>>> starts laughing at your deepest thoughts and secrets.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Wait, I have deep thoughts? Where?
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> No, no, no. I wrote "deepest thoughts". Your deepest thoughts
> >>>>>>>> can still be shallow.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> FUCK, I alreay stuck a pencil in my ear so I could root some of
> >>>>>>> them bastards out.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Oh. I don't want damaged goods.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> *boggles*
> >>>>> Why in ghod's green earth are you imagining I am anything other?
> >>>>
> >>>> I didn't. I was hoping to cut the thread dead.
> >>>
> >>> Thread dropping cowardce?
> >>
> >> No. I needed to piss.
> >
> > That took a while.
> >
> >>
> >>>>> I grew up in California (Bay Area) and was a teenager in the
> >>>>> 60's/70's...
> >>>>
> >>>> So you don't trust a fart then?
> >>>
> >>> I am that fart now. But I was not quite long haired hippy type until
> >>> my 20's. Military did dot think a pony tail was a good style for me.
> >>
> >> What about all the other tawdry accoutrements? Earrings, bangles,
> >> makeup?
> >
> > Only the latter and it had to be subdued.
>
> I bet you looked real sweet, too.

may be to you and fred.

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