Posted by Aratzio on 10/03/05 05:20

On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 06:51:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:

>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the haggard, retarded malt-worm, and
>keeper of starlings, puffed:
>
>> On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 02:53:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>
>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the stupendous, insectivorous
>>> clotpole, and choir master, tooted:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:43:14 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the idle-headed, self-produced
>>>>> habitual criminal, and cash and credit card clerk, produced:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:11:20 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the deprived, three-way ape
>>>>>>> crotch, and truant officer, indicted:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:59:10 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the knackered, legless
>>>>>>>>> jizz-mopper, and administrative worker, peeped:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:26:19 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the foul, subaqueous
>>>>>>>>>>> mechanic, and well digger, affirmed:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:44:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the three-piece,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> psychosexual blancmange, and mattress maker, chafed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stock-still cyst, and person who collects skins from
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> roadkill, bitched:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> crossbred hag, and taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> guilt-ridden swamp-donkey, and debt collector,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overweight tampon, and gatherer of heather for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ossiferous, inchoative piece of dog excrement,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and person who cuts and polishes coprolites for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> infectious, testicle-shitting hog sucker, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and gun runner, stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> times in a single lits o' haet. You must be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to play more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with vehemence that no list posted in AUK is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> complete without a minimum of one entry
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not do what Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Typing lessons.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your mind
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has already left.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You don't need a mind for that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <prepares trepanning hooks>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooks? Duntcha needs a saw?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> No. I do it the same way as it was done by the ancient
>>>>>>>>>>> Egyptians. Only charlatans and quacks use drills, saws,
>>>>>>>>>>> trephines and hammers. I distract your attention with my
>>>>>>>>>>> right hand and shove the trepanning hook up your nostril
>>>>>>>>>>> with the left, give it a quick half-twist and pull it back
>>>>>>>>>>> out; with your unravelling brain attached. Then everyone
>>>>>>>>>>> starts laughing at your deepest thoughts and secrets.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Wait, I have deep thoughts? Where?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. I wrote "deepest thoughts". Your deepest thoughts
>>>>>>>>> can still be shallow.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> FUCK, I alreay stuck a pencil in my ear so I could root some of
>>>>>>>> them bastards out.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Oh. I don't want damaged goods.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *boggles*
>>>>>> Why in ghod's green earth are you imagining I am anything other?
>>>>>
>>>>> I didn't. I was hoping to cut the thread dead.
>>>>
>>>> Thread dropping cowardce?
>>>
>>> No. I needed to piss.
>>
>> That took a while.
>>
>>>
>>>>>> I grew up in California (Bay Area) and was a teenager in the
>>>>>> 60's/70's...
>>>>>
>>>>> So you don't trust a fart then?
>>>>
>>>> I am that fart now. But I was not quite long haired hippy type until
>>>> my 20's. Military did dot think a pony tail was a good style for me.
>>>
>>> What about all the other tawdry accoutrements? Earrings, bangles,
>>> makeup?
>>
>> Only the latter and it had to be subdued.
>
>I bet you looked real sweet, too.

Hrmm, I do believe that would be the first time anyone ever used that
term in reference to me.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

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