Posted by Sycho on 10/03/05 07:08

Today Crawdad@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin) opened a dead sea
scroll and found these words written therein..

>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 19:58:02 GMT, ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com
>(Sycho) wrote:
>
>>Today Crawdad@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin) opened a dead sea
>>scroll and found these words written therein..
>>
>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 16:59:21 GMT, ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com
>>>(Sycho) wrote:
>>>
>>>>Today Terrence Cooter <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> opened a dead
>>>>sea scroll and found these words written therein..
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Sycho: GOLDEN KILLFILE Given to the most killfile worthy net.kooks on the face
>>>>>of Usenet. This award recognizes exceptional killfilable merit; if you are
>>>>>unworthy enough to be ignored by everyone on the face of the earth, you are
>>>>>eligible for this award.
>>>>
>>>>I'd like to thank your mom for that awesome toothless blow job.. But
>>>>remind her that the next time she better swallow and jiggle my balls a
>>>>bit more. I'd like to thank all the little people I stepped on, which
>>>>includes you, sparky. *sniff* I'd like to think my manager, Flopsy.
>>>>Without the support and vote of confidence I wouldn't have made it
>>>>this far. I wanna thank all those people out there that I've spnaked.
>>>>You and your ilk made me what I am today.. An asshole. :D
>>>
>>>Awww....
>>>You're just misunderstood Bro.
>>>:-)
>>
>>*sniff* I know, bro. I don't get it. I mean, I go way the hell outta
>>my way to be an asshole and that's the thanks I get?? What's a lunatic
>>gotta do to get props these days? Maybe I gotta be lazy, have more
>>than one chin and gorge on Cheese Curls? Maybe I need to start up a
>>Brotherhood of Usenet Assholes? (tinbua) lmao
>
>Well at least you made the lits....
>*sniff*
>:-(

Oh shit! You're right! How did you get left out of the loop this time?
Oh, I know.. He didn't get the memo. :D
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