Posted by Sycho on 10/03/05 08:28

Today "Sean Monaghan" <sean@petitmorte.net> opened a dead sea scroll
and found these words written therein..

>Sycho wrote:
>
>> Today Crawdad@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin) opened a dead sea
>> scroll and found these words written therein..
>>
>> > On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 19:58:02 GMT, ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com
>> > (Sycho) wrote:
>> >
>> > > Today Crawdad@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin) opened a dead sea
>> > > scroll and found these words written therein..
>> > >
>> > > > On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 16:59:21 GMT,
>> > > > ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com (Sycho) wrote:
>> > > >
>> >>>>Today Terrence Cooter <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> opened a
>> dead
>> > > > > sea scroll and found these words written therein..
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > > Sycho: GOLDEN KILLFILE Given to the most killfile worthy
>> > > > > > net.kooks on the face of Usenet. This award recognizes
>> > > > > > exceptional killfilable merit; if you are unworthy enough
>> > > > > > to be ignored by everyone on the face of the earth, you are
>> > > > > > eligible for this award.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > I'd like to thank your mom for that awesome toothless blow
>> > > > > job.. But remind her that the next time she better swallow
>> > > > > and jiggle my balls a bit more. I'd like to thank all the
>> > > > > little people I stepped on, which includes you, sparky. sniff
>> > > > > I'd like to think my manager, Flopsy. Without the support
>> > > > > and vote of confidence I wouldn't have made it this far. I
>> > > > > wanna thank all those people out there that I've spnaked.
>> > > > > You and your ilk made me what I am today.. An asshole. :D
>> > > >
>> > > > Awww....
>> > > > You're just misunderstood Bro.
>> > > > :-)
>> > >
>> > > *sniff* I know, bro. I don't get it. I mean, I go way the hell
>> > > outta my way to be an asshole and that's the thanks I get??
>> > > What's a lunatic gotta do to get props these days? Maybe I gotta
>> > > be lazy, have more than one chin and gorge on Cheese Curls? Maybe
>> > > I need to start up a Brotherhood of Usenet Assholes? (tinbua) lmao
>> >
>> > Well at least you made the lits....
>> > *sniff*
>> > :-(
>>
>> Oh shit! You're right! How did you get left out of the loop this time?
>> Oh, I know.. He didn't get the memo. :D
>
>Both of you, Sycho and Crawdad, made an even better Cooter Lits O'Haet
>- he added both of you as write-in candidates to his modified AUK
>ballot.
>
>[See the Vote! thread I crossposted into AHM/A26/AAVFFF]

So Crawdad gets an honorable mention too??

Did ya hear that, bro?? Ya made it on da lits!!! Ummmm.. w00t? lol
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