Posted by Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger on 10/03/05 08:48

"Phillip Kyle" <philkylenospam2003@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:dhoss3$ger$84@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> verbally
> sodomised in news:dho1k7$dib$1@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>
> > Hello Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger, Is there anybody in there?
> > Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home?
> >
> >: "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
> >: in message news:dhnp6l$fu$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> >:: Hello Sean Monaghan, Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can
> >:: hear me. Is there anyone at home?
> >::
> >::: [forwarded, unaltered ballot]
> >:::
> >:::
> >::: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
> >:::
> >:::: Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook
> >:::: awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified,
> >:::: mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at
> >:::: the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
> >::::
> >:::: * you are a notorious net.kook
> >:::: * you attempt to vote twice
> >:::: * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> >:::: * you vote for or against yourself
> >:::: * you vote in a thread other than this one
> >:::: * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
> >:::: AUK
> >:::: * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> >:::: * you have officially been declared non-existent
> >::::
> >:::: Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> >:::: until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote
> >:::: wisely; next time the candidate might be you.
> >::::
> >:::: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >:::: - - -
> >::::
> >:::: KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
> >::::
> >:::: Brad Guth
> >:::: Fly Cooter
> >:::: neither of the above
> >::
> >:: Fly Cooter
> >::
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
> >::::
> >:::: alt.astronomy saucerheads
> >:::: Fly Cooter
> >:::: Nunya Bidness
> >:::: none of the above
> >::
> >:: Fly Cooter
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
> >::::
> >:::: Don Ocean
> >:::: Fly Cooter
> >:::: NunYa Bidness
> >:::: Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
> >:::: none of the above
> >::
> >:: Fly Cooter
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)
> >::::
> >:::: Sylvia Sullivan
> >::
> >:: yes
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >::::
> >:::: nightbat
> >:::: Twonky
> >:::: neither of the above
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
> >::::
> >:::: Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
> >:::: Raymond Ronald Karczewski
> >:::: Sylvia Sullivan
> >:::: none of the above
> >::
> >:: Sylvia
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >::::
> >:::: Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist
> >:::: Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
> >:::: NunYa Bidness
> >:::: Warhol
> >:::: none of the above
> >::
> >:: Nunya
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)
> >::::
> >:::: Gerald Newton
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)
> >::::
> >:::: David Tholen
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)
> >::::
> >:::: Fly Cooter
> >::
> >:: yes
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.)
> >::::
> >:::: Uni
> >::
> >:: yes
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)
> >::::
> >:::: Fly Cooter
> >::
> >:: yes
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
> >::::
> >:::: Fly Cooter
> >::
> >:: yes
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)
> >::::
> >:::: Gerald Newton
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
> >::::
> >:::: Colonel Jake
> >:::: Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
> >:::: neither of the above
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >::::
> >:::: Dore Williamson
> >:::: Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
> >:::: neither of the above
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >::::
> >:::: Alan Connor
> >:::: Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter
> >:::: Moris, alias superglue
> >:::: Uni
> >:::: none of the above
> >::
> >:: unitard
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)
> >::::
> >:::: Gerald Newton
> >:::: Vito Kuhn & fam.*
> >:::: neither of the above
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >::::
> >:::: Gerald Newton
> >:::: nightbat
> >:::: Raymond Ronald Karczewski
> >:::: none of the above
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
> >::::
> >:::: Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
> >:::: Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
> >:::: Uni, trained by Aratzio
> >:::: none of the above
> >::
> >:: unitard
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
> >::::
> >:::: John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
> >:::: Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder
> >:::: Sylvia Sullivan
> >::
> >:: john bunt
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
> >::::
> >:::: Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
> >:::: Gerald Newton
> >:::: Kenneth R Pangborn
> >::
> >:: chuckles
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
> >::::
> >:::: Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix
> >:::: Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton
> >:::: Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
> >:::: none of the above
> >::
> >:: gary
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
> >::::
> >:::: Archie Leach
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
> >::::
> >:::: Art Deco
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
> >::::
> >:::: Bob Officer
> >::::
> >::::
> >::::
> >:::: --
> >:::: alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
> >:::: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
> >::
> >:: --
> >:: Steve Leyland
> >:: mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
> >:: flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
> >:: em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
> >:: Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
> >:: http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
> >::
> >:: =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
> >:
> >: fuck meow army.
> >
> > I am now forced to ponder how I can possibly reply to such a well
> > thought out and excellently composed critique of my signature file.
> > an intellectual and sharp wit like yourself is clearly not one to be
> > trifled with.
> > competing with such mastery of the english language is going to be very
> > difficult for me to accomplish without seeming unworthy.
> > I can but hope in my wildest dreams that one fine day you will agree to
> > be my mentor and teach me something of the wisdom you so clearly
> > possess.
> >
>
> me too.

what do you want?

>
> >:
> >::
> >:: Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager number.
> >::
> > ======================================================================
> >:: "My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are
> >:: the lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried
> >:: unsuccessfully in the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best
> >:: medicine is to completely ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see,
> >:: they're most intelligent response is to yell nasty names. Other than
> >:: that, they have nothing."
> >::
> >:: JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
> >::
> > ======================================================================
> >:: "Warning to all:
> >:: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
> >:: muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
> >:: UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
> >::
> >:: Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
> >::
> > ======================================================================
> >:: "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
> >:: post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
> >:: Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
> >:: dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless,
> >:: flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald,
> >:: hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling,
> >:: buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive,
> >:: mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important,
> >:: arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a
> >:: despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing
> >:: his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green
> >:: rivulets."
> >::
> >:: Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
> >::
> > ======================================================================
> >:: "I went to the Garden of Love,
> >:: And saw what I never had seen;
> >:: A Chapel was built in the midst,
> >:: Where I used to play on the green.
> >::
> >:: And the gates of this Chapel were shut
> >:: And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
> >:: So I turned to the Garden of Love
> >:: That so many sweet flowers bore.
> >::
> >:: And I saw it was filled with graves,
> >:: And tombstones where flowers should be;
> >:: And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
> >:: And binding with briars my joys and desires."
> >::
> >:: William Blake.
> >::
> > ======================================================================
> >:: "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
> >:: of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
> >:: deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known
> >:: as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
> >::
> >:: Native American prophecy
> >::
> >::
> >:: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
> >:: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
> >:: |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
> >:: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
> >:: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
> >:: (,_..----''' (,..--''
> >::
> >:: Meow
> >
>
>
>
> --
> Phil KyleT
>
> http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/
>
> "The truly racist person is one Helene Rudlin, who admits it."
> - Neil Barker <MPG.1c47999866a4baf798976c@127.0.0.1>
>
> "I wonder - is there perhaps some form of cosmetic surgery we can pay for,
> so that Helene can actually become a coon ?"
> - Neil Barker <MPG.1c479b87e7a43ce989770@127.0.0.1>
>

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