Posted by Dennis M. Hammes on 10/03/05 18:59

Dearest Thomas wrote:

> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
> You are a moron.
>
> Why don't you jump off the bridge.


There was an old Bishop whose bridge
Was dislodged when he swallowed a midge,
But the Coroner said
He was already dead,
And would have been safe in the fridge.
>
> It will feel great for a few seconds, worm-
> farmer.
>
> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>

There was an old Bishop whose charm
Did not reach as far as his arm
Made its way up our butts
To make off with our nuts,
So we sold the Old Boy a worm farm.

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