Posted by Neredbojias on 11/13/55 11:28

With neither quill nor qualm, Luigi Donatello Asero quothed:

> > > By the way, do you like sea-gulls?
> >
> > Only if they don't crap on my car...
>
> Did you think about how much we human beings pollute the environment in
> which animals ( included sea-gulls) also live?

There are over 6 billion human beings on the planet, but how many sea
gulls? -20 million? -200 million? I don't know the precise number but
I guarantee it's a lot lower than the number of human beings by several
multiples. Ergo, although sea gulls as a whole probably pollute the
environment less damagingly than do humans, each individual sea gull
contributes a proportionally greater percentage of it's share of dirty
work than that contributed by man and probably woman. This means that
neither you nor I nor anyone else need feel guilty about gulltry.

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Neredbojias
Contrary to popular belief, it is believable.

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