Posted by BuZZard on 11/17/91 11:28

"Sean Monaghan" <sean@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:xn0e7ytm33hw6o005@kookology.info...
> [forwarded, unaltered ballot]
>
>
> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>
> > Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook
> > awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> > burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
> > Wrangler's discretion if:
> >
> > * you are a notorious net.kook
> > * you attempt to vote twice
> > * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> > * you vote for or against yourself
> > * you vote in a thread other than this one
> > * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> > * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> > * you have officially been declared non-existent
> >
> > Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> > until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
> > next time the candidate might be you.
> >
> > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> > -
> >
> > KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
> >
> > Brad Guth
> > Fly Cooter
> > neither of the above
> >
> >
> > CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
> >
> > alt.astronomy saucerheads
> > Fly Cooter
> > Nunya Bidness
> > none of the above
> >
> >
> > COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
> >
> > Don Ocean
> > Fly Cooter
> > NunYa Bidness
> > Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
> > none of the above
> >
> >
> > GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)
> >
> > Sylvia Sullivan
> >
> >
> > VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >
> > nightbat
> > Twonky
> > neither of the above
> >
> >
> > BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
> >
> > Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
> > Raymond Ronald Karczewski
> > Sylvia Sullivan
> > none of the above
> >
> >
> > BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >
> > Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist
> > Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
> > NunYa Bidness
> > Warhol
> > none of the above
> >
> >
> > BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)
> >
> > Gerald Newton
> >
> >
> > UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)
> >
> > David Tholen
> >
> >
> > TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)
> >
> > Fly Cooter
> >
> >
> > KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.)
> >
> > Uni
> >
> >
> > GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)
> >
> > Fly Cooter
> >
> >
> > PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
> >
> > Fly Cooter
> >
> >
> > ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)
> >
> > Gerald Newton
> >
> >
> > GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
> >
> > Colonel Jake
> > Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
> > neither of the above
> >
> >
> > 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >
> > Dore Williamson
> > Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
> > neither of the above
> >
> >
> > JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >
> > Alan Connor
> > Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter
> > Moris, alias superglue
> > Uni
> > none of the above
> >
> >
> > SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)
> >
> > Gerald Newton
> > Vito Kuhn & fam.*
> > neither of the above
> >
> >
> > TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >
> > Gerald Newton
> > nightbat
> > Raymond Ronald Karczewski
> > none of the above
> >
> >
> > BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
> >
> > Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
> > Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
> > Uni, trained by Aratzio
> > none of the above
> >
> >
> > OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
> >
> > John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
> > Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder
> > Sylvia Sullivan
> >
> >
> > OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
> >
> > Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
> > Gerald Newton
> > Kenneth R Pangborn
> >
> >
> > PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
> >
> > Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix
> > Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton
> > Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
> > none of the above
> >
> >
> > HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
> >
> > Archie Leach
> >
> >
> > HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
> >
> > Art Deco
> >
> >
> > HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
> >
> > Bob Officer
> >
> >
> >
> > --
> > alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
> > http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
>

My last vote turned out to be a dimple chad..
being from florida and all...
so I have to revote.. flyc00oter for all nominated
awards.

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